Hillary's plan to STEAL the nomination -- Revealed!

[Dogmudgeon]

Hillary Clinton -- and her conniving husband Bill "Welfare Reform NAFTA Cigar Sex" Clinton -- is planning what will probably be the most disgraceful electoral theft of all time!

My contact further tells we that the Clinton team is executing this audacious plan even as we speak!

She plans to make a daring (and probably illegal) end-run around the pollsters, newspapers, the broadcast media, the Press in general, the pundits, the endorsers, and even nearly all of the blogosphere, and get the voters to vote for her!

A majority of them, no less!

This is appalling!

She will do anything to win. She is a liar. She has no shame. She will do anything to win. She is a liar. She has no shame. She will do anything to win. She is a liar. She has no shame. She will do anything to win. She is a liar. She has no shame. She will do anything to win. She is a liar. She has no shame. She will do anything to win. She is a liar. She has no shame. She will do anything to win. She is a liar. She has no shame. She will do anything to win. She is a liar. She has no shame. She will do anything to win. She is a liar. She has no shame.

Imagine -- getting the voters to do her dirty work!

Hitlery KKKlint00n, you have gone TOO FAR this time!

--p!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I think you might have stumbled on the wrong website.

A hard right turn will take you where you belong.

[TwilightZone]

2. That was my initial reaction, but you might want to read through it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Maybe -- but the last line was kinda disturbing.

[TwilightZone]

7. I think it was mocking the hyperbolic nature of many DU posts.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Well, then, I guess I missed the satire.

Considering the crazy shit that's been turning up here lately, it's too easy to assume it's serious. If I misunderstood the OP's intent I apologize.

[TwilightZone]

11. Not to worry...

I did the same thing. It wasn't until I noticed the voter parts that I realized what it was.

[Lucinda]

4. The nerve of that woman!!!1!!

:rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

5. Right on !!!

That's the way to be a smart ass!

I'm sure you'll get some Hillary bashers jerking off over this thinking it's the truth.

[JackORoses]

6. and she will do it all through the marvelous art of LYING

Who cares what the People want,
tell em what we need to to get em to vote our way!

[niceypoo]

8. Obama supporters have officially gone off the deep end

[GoldieAZ49]

10. This is just the beginning

I read posts from people who have been here for years that will not support Hilary.

You make fun of how adamantly opposed to her they are. Just wait until she is the candidate it will be much worse from coast to coast.

Hope they have their home in Dubai ready.

[niceypoo]

14. Yes, your 67 posts speaks to your vast DU experience

[GoldieAZ49]

15. DU is not rocket science

It doesn't take 1000 posts to see that Clinton isn't universally supported here.

DU is also irrelevant to the reaction of the American public.

[mondo joe]

16. Still making shit up?

Last time I saw you, you were making up shit about the US's past. Now it's made up future.

[bigwillq]

12. People need to read this thread in it's entirety

before posting.

[Glorfindel]

13. A quote from "Evita" (this is how I'd feel if I were the Clintons)

General Peron: "There again, we could be foolish not to quit while we're ahead. For distance lends enchantment, and that is why... all exiles are distinguished. More important - they're not dead. I could find job satisfaction in Paraguay. --- ...I can see us many miles away, inactive. Sipping cocktails on a terrace, taking breakfast in bed, sleeping easy, doing nothing, it's attractive."

But - MUCH to Hillary's credit - she prefers to subject herself to the nastiness of the American political system because she genuinely wants to be of service.
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