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Mon Jan-28-08 12:39 PM
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THEY: Engage in dirty campaign tricks. |
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YOU: Play hardball.
THEY: Are a bunch of whiners who aren't tough enough for the general election. YOU: Point out how the MSM and other candidates are trying to swiftboat and marginalize your guy.
THEY: Pander shamelessly. YOU: Appeal to a wide audience.
THEY: Are incompetent campaigners who will destroy our chances at November. YOU: Will not compromise your principles.
THEY: Are sellouts. YOU: Are bipartisan.
THEY: Are phony flip-floppers. YOU: Have evolved your positions over time.
THEY: Have nasty supporters. YOU: Have a dedicated following.
THEY: Are corrupt as the day is long. YOU: Are the subject of unfair guilt-by-association.
THEY: Rely on others to do their talking for them. YOU: Procure valuable endorsements.
THEY: Send out surrogates to do the nasty work. YOU: Shouldn't be judged on what your independent supporters think.
THEY: Can be judged by their robot-like DU cultists. YOU: Don't like broad-brush attacks on your candidate's support base.
THEY: Are race-baiters. YOU: Bring up legitimate electoral issues.
THEY: Confer with bigots and liars. YOU: Reach out.
THEY: Are going to be destroyed by fundraising scandals. YOU: Are teflon.
THEY: Are endorsed by the career-boosting Kennedys nobody cares about. YOU: Receive valuable endorsements from respected statesmen.
THEY: Are freaks who care more about bashing other candidates than about the Democratic party. YOU: Recognize that nominating a weaker candidate would be a surefire loss for the Dems.
THEY: Don't have a shot, regardless of what the polls say. YOU: Are assured of victory, regardless of what the polls say.
THEY: Are clearly the targets of this list. YOU: Are not.
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Edited on Mon Jan-28-08 12:42 PM by rucky
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5. This should be an e-mail to send around. Fabulous! |
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