Dr Fate
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:02 AM
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A Handy Guide to Hand Shake Puns. |
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If we are going to get a fair shake on this gripping issue, then we are going to need puns- and lots of 'em.
Give me a hand and help me put my finger on some hand-shake puns.
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:04 AM
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You nailed this one, Dr Fate. Two big thumbs-up to ya!
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:06 AM
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2. LOL- I've got to hand it to ya when it comes to puns. n/t |
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:29 AM
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3. Kick- I need a Hand w/this Job. |
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:34 AM
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4. I hope we can give you five but you may have to palm whatever |
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you can wring out of this thread.
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:38 AM
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5. It's not that hard to grasp... |
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:42 AM
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6. Didn't Obama Just Win In The... Palmetto State ??? |
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:46 AM
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7. He won hand over fist. n/t |
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:48 AM
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8. Yep... He Won It Hands Down !!! |
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:50 AM
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9. He handily defeated Hillary & Edwards... |
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You might say the voters handed him a victory.
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:52 AM
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10. My mere hand-to-mouth existence handily disqualifies me from creative input. |
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:54 AM
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11. Aw, c'mon knucklehead. n/t |
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Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 01:55 AM by Dr Fate
n/t
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:02 AM
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12. Such hamfisted tactics don't seem to be working. |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:05 AM
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13. Then I'd better knuckle down-before you get the upper hand. |
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Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 02:08 AM by Dr Fate
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:14 AM
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14. I have some puns, but I'm not handing them over |
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I'm snubbing this thread.
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:21 AM
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17. That's okay- all your puns are hand-me-downs anyway. |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:16 AM
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15. Sorry, but I don't hand out puns to just anybody. |
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You'll have to grease my palms first. :P
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:19 AM
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16. Isn't Edwards HAND- some? |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:27 AM
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18. Wait a minute- Edwards jokes belong in the hair threads. n/t |
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Tue Jan-29-08 05:13 AM
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20. Is that a "thumbnail" pic of Edwards? |
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Tue Jan-29-08 05:10 AM
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"Lets shake and bake"
or "Gimme 5 - states"
or "You've got to hand it to me - please"
or he said "You ain't pumping me for information"
or "I am not shaking in these boots"
or "I am not the handy man"
For those of you who don't mind crudity "H'mmm, I don't want a hand job from a Clinton"
(Mods if requested by you I will remove this last)
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