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Wed Jan-30-08 11:04 PM
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The REAL reason I'm not supporting Obama.... |
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he's 2 months younger than me.
I'm not ready to be older than the President. That's just wrong.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:05 PM
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1. Unfortunately, that kinda thinking leads to a President McCain. |
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And we told you a vote for Hillary is a vote for McCain!
Naw, seriously, just kidding.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:06 PM
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2. Well that's a well researched and informed reason. |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:08 PM
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:28 PM
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43. It's just hard to recognize jokes around this place anymore. |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:30 PM
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48. We need a joke smiley... lighten up this place a little |
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I'm 63 and Bill Clinton was the first President elected younger than me. I was thrilled but it did feel a little weird.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:06 PM
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3. The real reason I supported Edwards. I wanted to bed him. |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:08 PM
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15. I must know what kind of pillow talk you immagined. I'm smutty that way! |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:14 PM
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28. I started a really lurid response... |
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stuff like "ride me like a rented donkey" and "yeeehaw!" etc. but I don't want to get MF's thread locked.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:22 PM
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:09 PM
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well, not exactly, but having Edwards as president would certainly make press conferences and the state of the union more exciting. Even if you don't care about policy, just turn off the volume and imagine him in fewer clothes...
You gonna be able to do that with any of the other candidates?
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:11 PM
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25. Well I think Obama is hotter |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:16 PM
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30. If we were talking sheerly looks.... |
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Actually, if I really supported a candidate for his or her looks, I'd probably go with Biden. He's got that ol' man sugar-daddy sex-appeal thing going for him that I like.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:22 PM
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you dream about Huckabee at night. Don't deny it.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:27 PM
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I dream about polyamory with Biden and Mitt. While Edwards watches.
My secrets are out.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:29 PM
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46. I don't think Mitt has a dingdong |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:30 PM
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:36 AM
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72. Judging only by how full of crap he is... |
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Thu Jan-31-08 01:49 AM
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:40 PM
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57. I'm old enough to remember |
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the days when a ding dong was called a ding-a-ling
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:47 PM
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58. When I was a little bitty boy |
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My Grandmother bought me a cute little toy Silver bells hanging on a string She told me it was my Ding a ling a ling
Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing I want you to play with my ding a ling a ling Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling I want you to play with my ding a ling a ling
I was 11 when that came out, and boy we thought it was the greatest song ever.
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:17 AM
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I know this because, like you, I am slightly older than Obama.
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Thu Jan-31-08 01:51 AM
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77. and I've never run my fingers through a $400 haircut.... |
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have you? Edwards is hot.
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Thu Jan-31-08 02:12 AM
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78. I had the same sentiments about the Kuciniches |
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Thu Jan-31-08 10:56 AM
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84. And, his Tarheel drawl drove you crazy |
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Edited on Thu Jan-31-08 10:56 AM by LostinVA
Hmmm... I believe you're straight, so I guess that means you can't support HRC...
hehehehehe
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:06 PM
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4. One of my professors is voting for Clinton for the same reason |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:27 PM
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41. *tap tap* . . . . . * IS THIS THING ON?* |
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First of all, a joke just gave you the mother of all buzz-cuts.
Second? HA!
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:06 PM
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5. You're two more elections away from referring to the candidate as |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:07 PM
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:06 PM
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6. He's 3 years younger than me |
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And Im thrilled someone from our generation has the possibility of unseating the old people who have ruined this country.
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Thu Jan-31-08 10:58 AM
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:07 PM
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7. You poor monkey. You thought they would GET THE JOKE. |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:08 PM
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14. I should've known better, |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:10 PM
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19. It was an admirable attempt at levity. Too much defcon IV around here. |
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One week. We can make it. One week.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:10 PM
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21. It looks to me like only one person didn't. Wait, no, a few more. |
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Edited on Wed Jan-30-08 11:11 PM by Occam Bandage
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:18 PM
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The ones who didn't make this thread recommendable.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:26 PM
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this turned out 100x better than expected.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:28 PM
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You should delete your "It's a joke" comment (number 12). It gives a clue to the clueless. I don't want the clueless to have a clue. This thread is too rich.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:31 PM
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people read the title, and immediately start composing their rant.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:07 PM
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8. As you get older and older you will find that everyone is younger |
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than you....even presidents
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:11 PM
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And flight attendants and nurses and doctors and dentists.
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:18 AM
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62. There's always the alternative. |
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Thu Jan-31-08 10:58 AM
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85. I remember the first time I realized my doctor was younger than me |
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:14 PM
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91. Sometimes even dead presidents |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:07 PM
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9. I hit that wall when I realized I was older than Emmitt Smith. n/t |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:07 PM
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11. you know you're getting older when your older than your doctor. |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:09 PM
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Been there already. It's "why is this kid dressed up as a doctor?"
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:11 PM
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24. I'm older than my doctor AND applying to medical school. Try that one. |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:08 PM
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13. Wow, he sure looks older than 3. |
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Sorry, couldn't resist...
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NGU.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:09 PM
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Grab the chance while you can, Monkeyfunk. |
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Time marches on......:evilgrin:
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:09 PM
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17. He was born in the 60's! |
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Edited on Wed Jan-30-08 11:09 PM by BeyondGeography
We haven't even had a President born in the 50's yet. :smoke:
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:10 PM
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20. No seriously, this has to be a joke |
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JFK was 4 years younger, Theodore Roosevelt was 3 years younger, BILL CLINTON was one year younger, FDR and Lincoln were four years older http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidents_by_age_at_ascension_to_office
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:13 PM
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26. "this has to be a joke" |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:13 PM
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A well timed "duh" always cracks me up.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:15 PM
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29. Given your posts and illogical arguments coming from you and other Hillary supporters |
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It's sad that most people can't assume this when they see you guys post.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:20 PM
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34. Evidently, you rarely read his comments. |
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Because he's not one to post the crap you accuse him of.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:24 PM
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You can honestly look at this board and accuse ME of illogical arguments?
That just tells me you have no idea what "illogical" means.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:31 PM
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51. His posts? You're obviously unfamiliar. |
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This thread is becoming one of my favorites of the day.
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:34 AM
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69. it's absolutely become mine |
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very unexpectedly, I might add.
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:35 AM
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70. It's a gift that keeps on giving. |
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MF doesn't do that in GDP, so all you're apparently doing is reacting to the avatar.
Nice broadbrush attack.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:17 PM
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31. that is a terrible reason |
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George W is older than you, does that make you feel better about him as a President?
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:21 PM
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36. Did you have a humorectomy as a child? |
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64. come on, admit it. You do kinda like w cause he's older than you |
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Thu Jan-31-08 11:02 AM
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90. Read his posts -- yes |
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I am an Obama supporter, maybe because I am still 2 years younger!
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:21 PM
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:29 PM
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45. high five. you made me laugh IRL :) |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:30 PM
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49. I need to know what each of the candidates weighs. I can't weigh more than the President. |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:34 PM
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53. Hillary looks to me about 130 |
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I guess I can't vote a'tall.
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:24 AM
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65. I think the only one who weighs more than me is Huckabee. |
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Looks like Huckabee's got my vote.
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:34 PM
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52. you know, i think this is really why a lot of older people aren't supporting him |
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:38 PM
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you bad monkey...
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Wed Jan-30-08 11:38 PM
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56. The real reason I voted for Hillary |
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We're both women, and I'm a lesbian.
You figure out the rest. :P
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:26 AM
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66. I can't go there. I'm a lesbian too, but frankly, I think Obama is hotter. |
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It might be because Hillary is just too old for me.
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:27 AM
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67. But I heard all Teh Gays were supporting Hillary |
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68. I'm supporting Hillary for president but I think that Obama is hotter. |
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Come to think of it, my partner looks sort of like Obama. If he were female.
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And you KNOW she's a tiger in the sack.
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73. Yeah, but I think that Obama might weigh less than me. |
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:38 AM
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74. Obama weighs less than my cat |
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75. Too skinny to be president. I agree. |
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:01 AM
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59. Happened to my dad the first time with Clinton. |
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He was just never the same.
Actually, a friend of mine had a little play-meltdown at a party right after Obama was elected to the Senate. "Our Senator CAN'T be younger than me! Senators are OLD MEN!"
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Thu Jan-31-08 12:11 AM
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60. I think Clinton was the first president |
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Thu Jan-31-08 07:21 AM
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79. I love the fact that he's only a few months older than me |
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and people keep talking about how he's "too young" or saying he's the "youth candidate" that all the young whippersnappers are gathering around. And here I was thinking I was "middle-aged" and getting old.
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Thu Jan-31-08 07:47 AM
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You will soon be seeing years whiz right by and zap! you're older than the shoe shine guy, never mind the president.
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I'd be a few years older than President Obama. That just ain't right. :-)
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Thu Jan-31-08 10:55 AM
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83. hehehehhehe -- what percentage will think you'll serious? |
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I'm posting this before I see what teh answer is!
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You and I are about the same age. I admit it's humbling to see someone our age close to attaining the pinnacle of world power.
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