Just got a call from Jesus.

[REDFISHBLUEFISH]

He said that he neglect a few things. He was busy being a deity and all but he gave me a short list. The first thing he said was he never wanted wars started in his Fathers name, those who use it for that purpose are breaking the 11th commandment. I am carving the stone tablet right now. He also said he never mentioned gay marriage because he did not think he had too, All people are born with the rights to chose their own life's path and those who condemn others are to be condemned themselves. He also told me he never intend to have his followers give money to faith healers and preachers, they are the ones wounding the faith. Over all it was a pleasant conversation and he shared my joy in Mitt Romney's loss. The last thing he said however was the most important, he said LETS GO METS!

[Jack Bone]

1. I'd believe everything, but the GO METS! part....

even Jesus knows, miracles only happen once...

[REDFISHBLUEFISH]

4. even Jesus knows, miracles only happen once... 69 and 86, 2 miracles!

[sallyseven]

2. He said distinctly. I have very good hearing.

GO RED SOCKS.

[REDFISHBLUEFISH]

3. No, it was 86 revisited! How else can you explain it! LETS GO METS!

[Rosemary2205]

5. LIAR.

EVERYONE knows Jesus is a Braves fan.

[El Supremo]

6. Was that on your cell phone or land line?

The DHS would like to know.