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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-14-08 12:22 PM Original message |
Valentine Lyrics for America |
From: DNC To: Hillary Clinton
Bo Bice Vehicle Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan Oh won't you hop inside my car I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle baby I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle woman By now I'm sure you know That I love ya (love you) I need ya (need you) I want to, got to have you child Great God in heaven, you know I love you Well if you want to be a movie star I got the ticket to Hollywood Well if you want to stay just like you are You know I think you really should I'm your vehicle baby I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle woman By now I'm sure you know That I love ya (love you) I need ya (need you) I want to, got to have you child Great God in heaven, you know I love you Oh you know I do Well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan Oh won't you hop inside my car I got pictures, candy, I am a lovable man I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle babe I'll take you anywhere you wanna go I'm your vehicle woman By now I'm sure you know That I love ya (love you) I need ya (need you) I want to, I got to have ya Great God in heaven, you know I love you And I'm your vehicle babe You know I love ya (love you) I need ya (need you) I want to, got to have you child Great God in heaven, you know I love you From: Bill Clinton To: Hillary Clinton Brenda Lee I'm Sorry I'm sorry, so sorry That I was such a fool I didn't know Love could be so cruel Oh, oh, oh, oh Uh-oh Oh, yes You tell me mistakes Are part of being young But that don't right The wrong that's been done (I'm sorry) I'm sorry (So sorry) So sorry Please accept my apology But love is blind And I was to blind to see Oh, oh, oh, oh Uh-oh Oh, yes You tell me mistakes Are part of being young But that don't right The wrong that's been done Oh, oh, oh, oh Uh-oh Oh, yes I'm sorry, so sorry Please accept my apology But love was blind And I was too blind to see (Sorry) From: John McCain To: George W. Bush Black Sabbath War Pigs Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerers of deaths construction In the fields the bodies burning As the war machine keeps turning Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah! Politicians hide themselves away They only started the war Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor Time will tell on their power minds Making war just for fun Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait till their judgment day comes, yeah! Now in darkness, world stops turning As the war machine keeps burning No more war pigs of the power Hand of God has struck the hour Day of judgment, God is calling On their knees, the war pigs crawling Begging mercy for their sins Satan, laughing, spreads his wings All right now! From: Barack Obama To:Hillary Clinton Toni Braxton I'm Still Breathing Did you think my life would end that day That you walked out when you broke my heart Did you think I couldn't make it through Ooh, without you Did you think you'd stop my world with goodbye, oh no Did you think I'd crumble inside Not Me, I'm still breathing And this heart of mine is still beating I, I'm not feeling any pain No baby, not me, I'm still breathing This old heart of mine is still beating The tears I cried have dried you are gone and I survived I'm still breathing There were times when it took all my strength To just get through, yeah, through another day There were so many nights I thought that I was gonna die Without you But the tears I cried somehow made me strong, so strong Did you think I couldn't go on Not Me, I'm still breathing And this heart of mine is still beating I, I'm not feeling any pain No baby, not me, I'm still breathing This old heart of mine is still beating The tears I cried have dried you are gone and I survived I'm still breathing You tried to cut me down But look who's still around Without you Did you think you'd stop my world with good bye, no baby Did you think I'd crumble, just crumble inside Not Me, I'm still breathing And this heart of mine is still beating I, I'm not feeling any pain No baby, not me, I'm still breathing This old heart of mine is still beating The tears I cried have dried you are gone and I survived I'm still breathing The tears I cried have dried You are gone and I survived I'm still breathing The tears I cried have dried You are gone and I survived I'm still breathing From: Hillary Clinton To: Barack Obama Pink You And Your Hand Check it out Going out On the late night Looking tight Feeling nice It's a **** fight I can tell I just know That it's going down Tonight At the door we don't wait cause we know them At the bar six shots just beginning That's when dick here put his hands on me But you see I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Midnight I'm drunk I don't give a ***k Wanna dance By myself Guess you're outta luck Don't touch Back up I'm not the one Alright Listen up it's just not happening You can say what you want to your boyfriends Just let me have my fun tonight I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Break break Break it down In the corner with your boys you bet up five bucks To get at the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah You know who you are High fivin, talkin ****, but you're going home alone arentcha? Cause I'm not here for your entertainment No You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second Just stop and take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight It's just you and your hand I'm not here for your entertainment No no no You don't really want to mess with me tonight Just stop and take a second Just take a second I was fine before you walked into my life Cause you know it's over Before it began Keep your drink just give me the money It's just you and your hand tonight Yeah oh From: John McCain To: (future running mate) Tim Pawlenty B. Scott and B. Russell He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother The road is long With many a winding turn That leads us to who knows where Who knows when But I'm strong Strong enough to carry him He ain't heavy, he's my brother So on we go His welfare is of my concern No burden is he to bear We'll get there For I know He would not encumber me He ain't heavy, he's my brother If I'm laden at all I'm laden with sadness That everyone's heart Isn't filled with the gladness Of love for one another It's a long, long road From which there is no return While we're on the way to there Why not share And the load Doesn't weigh me down at all He ain't heavy, he's my brother He's my brother He ain't heavy, he's my brother... From: NSA & Homeland Security To: Everyone Sting I'll Be Watching You Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I’ll be watching you Every single day And every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I’ll be watching you Oh, can’t you see You belong to me Now my poor heart aches With every step you take Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake I’ll be watching you Since you’ve gone, I’ve been lost without a trace I dream at night, I can only see your face I look around but it’s you I can’t replace I feel so cold and I long for your embrace I keep crying baby, baby please Oh, can’t you see You belong to me Now my poor heart aches Every step you take Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake I’ll be watching you Every move you make Every step you take I’ll be watching you I’ll be watching you Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take (I’ll be watching you) Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay (I’ll be watching you) Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake (I’ll be watching you) Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay (I’ll be watching you) Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take (I’ll be watching you) Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay (I’ll be watching you) Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake (I’ll be watching you) Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay (I’ll be watching you) From: American People To: Congress The Doors Touch Me Come on, come on, come on, come on now Touch me, babe! Can't you see that I am not afraid? What was that promise that you made? Why won't you tell me what she said? What was that promise that you made? Now, I'm gonna love you Till the heavens stop the rain. I'm gonna love you Till the stars fall from the sky For you and I. Come on, come on, come on, come on now Touch me, babe! Can't you see that I am not afraid? What was that promise that you made? Why won't you tell me what she said? What was that promise that you made? I'm gonna love you Till the heavens stop the rain. I'm gonna love you Till the stars fall from the sky For you and I. I'm gonna love you Till the heavens stop the rain. I'm gonna love you Till the stars fall from the sky For you and I. From: Dick Cheney To: The American Public Pink Floyd Money Money, get away. Get a good job with good pay and you're okay. Money, its a gas. Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. New car, caviar, four star daydream, Think Ill buy me a football team. Money, get back. I'm all right jack keep your hands off of my stack. Money, its a hit. Don't give me that do goody good bullshit. Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set And I think I need a lear jet. Money, its a crime. Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie. Money, so they say Is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that they're Giving none away. From: President George W. Bush To: The American Public Pink Floyd Spoken verses following Money Huhuh! I was in the right! Yes, absolutely in the right! I certainly was in the right! You was definitely in the right. that geezer was cruising for a Bruising! Yeah! Why does anyone do anything? I don't know, I was really drunk at the time! I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. he was asking Why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and Screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely. It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out |
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