It's Time for the Late-Nite Haiku Primary Throw-down

[berni_mccoy]

Welcome both Obama and Clinton supporters. It's time to put up your best Democratic Primary Haiku Material.

I'll start us off with a PrObama Special:

Obama Is He
Who Wins The Nomination.
Clinton Has No Chance.

Here are the rules:

Please. Only respond
With Haiku. No Other Rules
Are Necessary.

[PermanentRevolution]

1. Haiku are fun!

John McCain is old.
We will beat him in the fall.
His feet smell like death.

[Muttocracy]

15. ha! that made me laugh

I responded with short post
Then realized need haiku

[babylonsister]

2. Haiku you! I s'pose you're one of those edumicated ones that supports

Obama, since you started out with him. :eyes:

[berni_mccoy]

5. Correct.

I started off with
Kucinich and then Edwards
Now I'm with Barack.

[WillyT]

16. Me Too !!!

Not Haiku...

:evilgrin:

[Duke Newcombe]

3. My try

Hillary the Pol
Distort, Dissemble, Deny
She who knows no shame

Duke

[Skink]

4. ee

Obama pivot slam dunk.

Obama steal yeah.

Mccain Oh shit, Oh Fuck it.

[anigbrowl]

25. it's a 5-7-5 syllable pattern in a haiku - just FYI

[tiptoe]

31. LOL! works for me! K & R ! nt

[Mooney]

6. Mooney haiku

Read GDP or
Get on with my day's events?
Once again, I fail

[berni_mccoy]

13. ROFLOL haiku

Your very fine post
Roll On Floor Laughing Out Loud
You owe me keyboard

[babylonsister]

7. Definiton of a haiku:

but don't read this, because it will only confuse you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

This works better:

a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons. (ME: or not:evilgrin:)

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Haiku

[Doc_Technical]

8. Let the flames begin.

Is it six of one

or half dozen of other

Tweedle Dee and Dum

[mythyc]

9. .

Guam is the whisper
evoking his victory
In I-N, N-C

[EFerrari]

10. We'll always have Guam.

Now, there's a bumpersticker
for ex campaign staff.

:hi:

[Elidor]

11. .

Winter will always
Turn a cold shoulder to the
Coming of the spring

[anigbrowl]

26. Oh, very nice indeed. I'm impressed!!

[Elidor]

35. Thank you

:)

I'm usually pretty clumsy with haiku, but that one just wrote itself.

[DemGa]

12. ........

Underhanded smear

Obama new politics

Some do buy the lies

[Lakerstan]

14. I'll give it a go

Barack Obama
A message of hope and change
America reborn

[mrreowwr_kittty]

17. Here's mine. Very simple.

Barack Obama
Will be the next President
of the U.S.A.

[grantcart]

18. ..

When Wright is not right

but Barack rights wrongs with ease

We stay off the Hill

[Berry Cool]

19. How many more of

these "Super Mega Tuesdays"
must we all endure?

[fortyfeetunder]

20. On the Wright issue.

Please Americans --
Obama's pastor just isn't
A liability!

[TalkingDog]

21. The Forgotten

John Edwards dropped out.
Dennis Kucinich gave way.
Disenfranchisment.

[tishaLA]

22. ...

American Samoa
Is Hillary's. So fuck you.
Who counts delegates?

[TalkingDog]

23. The Choices

Choose Konos or Kang.
Platform: Abortions for some.
Small flags for others!

[LeftishBrit]

24. From a non-American...

Hillary is fine.
Obama is also fine.
But please no McCain!!!!!!!!!!!

[anigbrowl]

27. ..... ....... .....

Tumultuous spring
But I look forward to good
November harvest

[tiptoe]

28. If it pleases you...click it, read it, and give it...a kick and a rec:

Simple MATH and Graphs:
What Obama Needs to Clinch
the Nomination

[TalkingDog]

29. *Ahem* It should read:

Simple Math and Graphs:
What Obama needs to clinch
the nomination.


If you can't follow the rules, for Pete's Sake......

[tiptoe]

30. :) fixed!

[yewberry]

32. 5-7-5

Non-democratic:
Some say my vote doesn't count;
We vote by caucus.

[tiptoe]

33. ...

What HR will do
Once the primaries are through:
Scorn hubby and sue.

[SKKY]

34. Here you go. I loves me some Haiku!

Clinton Got shot at
Carville looks like skeletor
Bush is still clueless

[sakura]

36. Goddess

The "Goddess of Peace"
Will obliterate Iran
Rich irony, that

[berni_mccoy]

37. Haiku Kick

Like stone thrown in water
Some good posts sink to bottom.
One good kick to top.

[sakura]

38. More

Silly season ends
A reign of hope soon follows:
Barack Obama's