I want the Darth Vader Transformer that transforms into the Death Star.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

Why should I vote for Obama if he's the nominee?

All you Obamticons talk about Unity and Change. But you won't unite your change to buy me a Darth Vader Transformer that transforms into the Death Star.

Why would I vote for Obama if you won't reach out to me and buy me a Darth Vader Transformer that transforms into the Death Star?

I won't vote for Obama until you buy me a Darth Vader Transformer that transforms into the Death Star.

BUY ME A DARTH VADER TRANSFORMER THAT TRANSFORMS INTO THE DEATH STAR!!1!1!1!

[MadBadger]

1. You can find one here:

www.hillaryclinton.com

[redqueen]

2. Thanks for that pic.

That's a ridiculously cute pose there. :)

[Fran Kubelik]

3. I have no idea what this is about.

But you just made me laugh my ass off.

Cute kid!!

[Dr. Strange]

4. Cue the violin music.

[Symarip]

5. A pony isn't good enough for you? (nt)

[Leopolds Ghost]

6. A shotgun.

[Hugabear]

18. You'll put your eye out, kid - n/t

n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. Not unless it transforms into the Death Star.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

8. Why stop there?

Why not a talking pony that transforms into the Death Star? A talking Death Star!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. That's stupid!

You're stupid!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

10. You're just envious of my talking pony transformer.

Admit it, fascist.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. Nuh uh!

Poopyhead!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

13. I'm done with this conversation.

If I *did* buy you a Darth Vader Transformer that transforms into the Death Star, you'd just start asking for a Lindsay Lohan Transformer that transforms into a bottle of single malt scotch. And there's no way in hell I or anyone else are going to give up a Lindsay Lohan Transformer that transforms into a bottle of single malt scotch. Not now, not ever. Good day, sir!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. OK, OK.

We'll share Lindsey Lohan and the scotch.

First dibs on the scotch!

[Symarip]

21. When the fuck did they release those?!

I'm always last to know, I swear.

[DearAbby]

12. What do you think it is?

Your Birthday?

[Bryan]

14. Not after that little fit you threw when the dog chewed up your Hulk Hands

You were told more than once to put them away where the dog couldn't get them. Obama's not going to buy you any more toys until you prove you can take care of the ones you have.

[Terran]

15. LOL!

Well said. Now go away kid, ya bother me.

[RememberWellstone]

17. You've just touched the I.Q. of Obamanites

They are with you on a mental plane of sorts.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

19. ...

[Hugabear]

20. Or maybe it's that many of us "Obamanites" have a sense of humor

Which seems to be strangely lacking among many Hillbots.

[Warren DeMontague]

22. *

:rofl: