Wetzelbill
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Wed May-07-08 01:05 AM
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For those of you who think it's over one candidate truly won tonight... |
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That would be me. See I've been waiting to get Obama in a one on one battle all along. Like Rudy Giuliani and his genius Florida strategy, the Wetzelbill/Kurovski campaign has had a plan to go after the last few states all along. Now let's see, I'm from Montana, so I have that one wrapped up. West Virginia has a "Wetzel County" so I got name recognition there. Things are looking good.
I feel confident going into the homestretch. The battle has just begun. Sure I have no delegates, money and nobody knows who the hell I am, but a freaking movement is a freaking movement. Irregardless of the negatives, for all intensive purposes, this race is far from over. I am a perfectly cromulant candidate and my VP Kurovski embiggens what are country is about. He knows the meaning of "is", he's never choked on a pretzel and he wears a flag lapel pin... a rainbow colored one...that's good right?
Vote Wetzebill/Kurovski '08
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Wed May-07-08 01:10 AM
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1. I'm thinking pretzel & as I go, there it is in the last sentence. |
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Sort of like that thing about the elephant & choosing a color that starts with G.
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Wed May-07-08 01:15 AM
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it just seemed like a logical place to say pretzel |
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Wed May-07-08 01:10 AM
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K&R!
:applause: :applause:
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Wed May-07-08 01:14 AM
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3. I think that at least earns you a no bid contract |
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Wed May-07-08 01:17 AM
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9. I can be your resident poet! |
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Wed May-07-08 01:26 AM
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Just keep at it, more publications will come. :)
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Wed May-07-08 01:14 AM
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4. You magnificant bastard |
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Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
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Wed May-07-08 01:16 AM
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7. He might just pull this off. |
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Wed May-07-08 01:31 AM
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18. that is one of the funniest replies ever |
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Wed May-07-08 01:17 AM
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8. I might be the greatest political mind of my generation |
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which I think was said in one of my campaign press releases.
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Wed May-07-08 01:15 AM
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Wed May-07-08 01:19 AM
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10. I wish I could take the credit, but I'm an empty suit |
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Kurovski is my Cheney and bicentennial_baby is my Rove and they do all the underhanded stuff, while I act like an amiable dunce. Which is not so much of an act as it is a fact.
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Wed May-07-08 01:20 AM
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12. But I bet I'd like to have a beer with you. |
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Wed May-07-08 01:27 AM
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15. oh yeah, give or take 10 or so |
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Wed May-07-08 01:16 AM
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6. Can I be National Security Advisor if you win the White House? |
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I'm like 3/4ths done with my International Affairs degree.
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Wed May-07-08 01:23 AM
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13. hey I would be too, but I maxed out my student loans |
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although I might have went with Indian Studies instead and wrote my thesis on the mid-60s National Congress of American Indians and their doings. Foreign policy started out as a hobby for me, now it's practically a way of life. :)
I'll give you the job, I may have promised it to somebody already, but hell, I'll just invent another cabinet position if needed.
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Wed May-07-08 01:33 AM
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19. Counselor to the President would be an acceptable title |
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Edited on Wed May-07-08 01:33 AM by Hippo_Tron
Just give me the highest security clearances so that I get to see all of the good stuff.
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Wed May-07-08 01:19 AM
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11. WOOT! As of tonight, you have two people ... |
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Edited on Wed May-07-08 01:20 AM by NanceGreggs
... on your DU Buddy List!
As Carville just said on CNN a few minutes ago, "Hey, that's not a Buddy List - that's a political party!"
:woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo:
Okay - maybe Carville didn't say exactly that, but I know he was feeling the WetzKurmentum!!!
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Wed May-07-08 01:30 AM
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16. and boy was he pissed when Bill Richardson endorsed me! |
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It was not a pretty sight. I think Carville expected that I would get the Reich endorsement, us short guys stick together. Bob and my family go way back on the shire.....
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Wed May-07-08 01:43 AM
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20. Well, now Richardson is up ... |
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... sixty pieces of silver according to Carville - so I can see how he would be pissed. If he can score another ten, he'll have enough to afford to furnish his house as tastefully as James and Mary's.
Confession time: I think Reich is one of the sexiest men evah! (And yes, JeffR knows that - he's heard me say it a brazillion times.)
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Wed May-07-08 01:55 AM
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23. when I heard Reich went out with Hillary before |
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it gave me some hope, haha. I find a certain segment of attractive women like short men. :)
I think if Bill gets anymore silver Hillary's campaign may ask for a loan. :)
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Wed May-07-08 02:14 AM
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24. Have always had a 'thing' for short men ... |
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Robert Reich (sigh): JeffR and I saw him years ago on a talk-show, and I said, "Hey, if I'd met this guy when I was young, fecund, and single, I would have been Mrs. Reich so fast your head would spin."
Maybe that's why I never supported Hillary - I was just too damned jealous.
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Wed May-07-08 01:54 PM
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28. the mere fact that you like short men |
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has made my whole week. :)
Ha! Jealous of Hillary, now we know your true motivations for criticizing her. :)
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Wed May-07-08 01:44 AM
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21. Oh man. As soon as search and archives are up, I'm going to leak such negative things about you! |
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Wed May-07-08 01:52 AM
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22. well, I've already been vetted and battle-tested |
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and I am an excellent telephone conversationalist at 3am, so go ahead and do what you think you have to do.
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Wed May-07-08 02:31 AM
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25. All I can say is it's about damn time. |
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I thought you guys had given up, and I was promised a job by Kurovski. I don't remember what it was - something about getting to meet all the famous guys I like. Maybe Kurovski remembers. And Kurovski will be running stuff, I remember that - you'll be busy choosing First Ladies - one a month or something?
With Kurovski running stuff, how can we go wrong?
Wetzelbill/Kurovski '08!! THERE'S a unity ticket!
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Wed May-07-08 02:44 AM
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26. my platform took a serious blow when Scarlett Johansson became engaged today... |
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but I think my revolving First Ladies agenda can find a suitable replacement. :)
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Wed May-07-08 12:10 PM
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27. Well, as President, you must talk her out of it. |
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She's far too young to get married. Kurovski said you'd be too busy chasing her, but this engagement MUST be stopped! It could have a terrible effect on the entire world - where is her patriotism?
Women - sheesh!
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