Secret McCain Campaign Slogan Memo Leaked

[curious one]

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/


Here is the link to the article with the picture of the mentioned note:

http://www.236.com/blog/w/lee_camp/secret_mccain_campaign_slogan_6333.php


With McCain likely to face Obama in the general election, it appears his staff has realized they have an uphill marketing battle ahead of them. Obama has some of the best marketing money can buy. He has a brilliant logo, multiple slogans, a pretty face, and he's even laid claim to the words "change" and "hope." The following memo by a high level McCain staffer was accidentally leaked to the press. It shows the McCain campaign's struggle to find the perfect slogan.


by: Lee Camp

(You need to go to the article to see the memo.)

[underpants]

1. Old Enough to be your God

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

5. that's "The Lord Thy God", to you.

[Fly by night]

28. "In politics since Christ was a corporal"

That's a line from a wizened Wyoming legislator (represents Jackson Hole, can't remember her name).

[roguevalley]

33. John McCain, Building a Bridge Back to the Cretaceous

[GodlessBiker]

2. Government aged like a fine wine (but not too fine, that would be elite)

[harun]

15. Impressive (n/t)

[RobertSeattle]

3. Has to be counterfeit - the real notes would be on parchment

Or clay tablets?

[DerekJ]

7. LOL

[myrna minx]

18. They were translated from the ancient form of McCain cuneiform. n/t

[Avalux]

4. John McCain has got a 6th sense and it's PTSD!

Not sure if that SHOULD be funny, but it is. Good stuff. :rofl:

[SemiCharmedQuark]

6. Possible Mascot: Orville Redenbacher

I lurve 236

[The Magistrate]

8. The Bumper Sticker, Ma'am, Will Be: "More Wars! Less Jobs! McCain '08"

They seem to think it will be a winner....

[AndyTiedye]

9. ROFL

:kick:

[newmajority]

10. Grandpa McLoon's college tour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IEcO82_2TY

[DearAbby]

11. Why don't we help...sake of fair play.

"Crusty" path of the GOP

"McCain/Dole..age combined = equals time since the creation!"

McCain the lovable Pander Bear!

[Skidmore]

14. Lord of Chaos Returns.

Well, Rush is creating is brand.

[anonymous171]

12. How about "The jobs aren't coming back"

[PBS Poll-435]

13. Ha! Flag pin in colon!

(Don't Ask)

[DearAbby]

17. Pulp Fiction....

Your daddy asked me to give you this flag pin, made by Betsy Ross herself...Now in order to keep this flag pin from falling into the hands of the enemy...I had to hide it in the one place where the enemy wouldn't think of searching for it...that is right son, I had kept this pin hidden up my ass for four years!

[PBS Poll-435]

21. ROFL

Gross!

[DearAbby]

16. A vote for McCain...A vote for Staying the course!

If it ain't broke, why change it?
If it is broke, why admit it?
If people see it's broke, deny it!
If none of the above works, lie about it!

"Stay the course, back the OLD HORSE!"

Change, who needs change?
Hope is for dopes!

Vote GOP, the party that is utterly hopeless!

[Ichingcarpenter]

19. BTW ... McLame will be on The Daily Show tonight.

I wonder how Jon will handle him? He can get him riled up to show that anger side.

[myrna minx]

20. A chamber pot in every home. McCain '08!

[FlyingSquirrel]

22. He'll keep you safe but don't look him in the eye

:scared:

[billyoc]

23. I HOPE they CHANGE me soon...

:rofl:

[Egnever]

37. Snarf!

[TragedyandHope]

24. Excellent, thanks for this!

by Lee Camp

[ej510]

25. McThousand is in trouble.

[Eurobabe]

26. bwahhahah!

Like your Grandpa if your Grandpa was likely to bite. :rofl:

Gramps McInsanity!!!

[nichomachus]

27. John McCain tells a story

John McCain was sitting in a restaurant on the campaign trail, when a teen-age boy came up to him and said "Senator McCain. I really admire you. I want to be a fighter pilot when I graduate. Tell me about how you got shot down."

"Well," said McCain, "I was flying over Hanoi and had just dropped a load of bombs, when I saw a surface to air missile coming at me. I tried to outmaneuver it, but it just kept coming. Finally, as I banked into a steep turn, trying to dive out of the way, KA-BAAM, the missile hit me and tore the wing off my plane. I...I....I think I crapped my pants."

"I don't blame you," said the boy. "If a missile tore the wing off my plane, I'd probably crap my pants too."

"No, no, not then," said McCain, "just now when I yelled KA-BAAM!"

[PerpetuallyDazed]

29. My hubby has a nickname for him...

"Mangled Arms Napoleon" ... isn't that horrible?

[SlipperySlope]

30. Well, it isn't nice...

I really try not to make fun of people for their physical disabilities, whether I like them or not.

[NewJeffCT]

31. He's got a 6th sense - and it's PTSD

I shouldn't laugh at PTSD, but I couldn't help myself.

[applegrove]

32. LOL!

[kenny blankenship]

34. Gentle, Dependable, Overnight Commander In Chief

[madmunchie]

35. John McSame, Bush's third term for the lame, touts Vietnam fame--

Yet, when so blackballed by Bush,
he sucked up then kissed ass,
just so he could be, our next Dumbass-in-Thief



sorry, I couldn't resist

[kenny blankenship]

36. "Bombin' brown people since you were shittin' in diapers"

"Still bombin' brown people now that HE's shittin' in diapers - John McSameSame."