How Hillary WILL still win the nomination

[BL611]

1. First the DNC will decide at the end of May meetings to seat the FL and MI delegations with the entire slate of Hillary delegates. Then to apologize for the inconvenience, the DNC will make their votes count double.

2. Since caucus' are bias against "hardworking white Americans," it will be assumed that all hardworking white Americans in caucus states that did not caucus would have caucused for Hillary if they were not busy carrying the weight for the welfare queens and the eggheads, and will be awarded to her in the popular vote count.

3.Hillary will spend the month of June in Tora Bora, along with the assistance of Chelsea and Sinbad, she will use the hunting skills learned as young girl in Scranton to capture Osama Bin Laden, finally bringing him to justice.

4. While in custody Bin Laden will reveal that Obama is indeed a manchurian candidate programed by Al-Queda to take over the United States and install Sharia. Those who thought the Hillary campaigns whispers about Obama to be reprehensible stoking of prejudice, will eat their words as she is shown to be a brave truth teller.

5. She will then gloriously ride her flying pig to Denver to accept the nomination of her party!!!

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. Umbrellas, get yer umbrellas here!

Pigs flying, I promised this is a reinforced umbrella

[Boz]

7. Actually better get out the boots too, casue its gonna get mighty deep

[Cant trust em]

2. "hardworking white Americans"...don't get me started

:puke:

[LaurenG]

3. The flying pig stays in Cincinnati

she'll have to fly something else.



http://www.flyingpigmarathon.com/

[newmajority]

12. Maybe Roger Waters will let her borrow his flying pig?

[BL611]

14. No No No No

The July freezing over of hell will lead to genetic mutations in all pigs giving them the ability to fly by late August. Jeez, don't you guys know anything?

[dionysus]

4. you should work for the Onion

:)

[Indenturedebtor]

5. Bwahahahahaha n/t

That sounds about right :rofl:

[DJ13]

6. Her "path to victory" only leads to here

[Boz]

11. Actually I think its more like this

[DJ13]

16. ........

:spank:

:rofl:

[Boz]

20. Well she is from New York, you know the EAST

[NewHampshireDem]

8. I have Hillary's path to the nomination right here!

Once she gets the uranium from those Libyans, watch out Obama!

Oh, and Bill Clinton will have invented rock 'n' roll.

[PBS Poll-435]

18. Well. No Sale on the Libyans. You know why.

[newmajority]

9. Call Randi Rhodes right now !111!!!!

She's begging for someone to tell her how Hillary can "win". :evilgrin:
866-87-RANDI

[helderheid]

10. K&R!!! GO HILLARY!

[midnight]

13. I read your frustration about the length of this primary loud and

clear. I even get that the rules of Florida and Michigan will be tossed aside. Even though the Good Doctor tells us to take our medication and play by the rules. What I will not be able to comprehend are the racial slurs. I have never known Hillary to be racist. Hillary most likely is referring to a demographic. And the Rev. was aware of the drugs so plentiful in black neighborhoods, but no jobs. I find neither remarks upsetting.

[BL611]

19. Umm

I don't follow...

[kwenu]

15. The flying pig? Is the broom broken? Or did it get repossessed?

[donheld]

17. You sir, are a bad boy

:spank: :D