How Do 'SuperDelegates' Prefer to be 'Woo'ed?

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[Captain Hilts]

1. Like the Olympic committee - prostitutes! This is "Democracy?"

[EmeraldCityGrl]

11. Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely. They're wallowing in absolute power.

[Forkboy]

2. $1,000,000

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3. That might do it.

Wire transfer or they "cinemaesque" metal briefcase full of cash?

[Forkboy]

6. Got to be the metal briefcase.

If for no other reason than it's just cooler.

[rucky]

4. After 50+ dates, it's time to put out.

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5. So -

"The old-fashioned way" it is.

Thanks for voting.

:P

[anigbrowl]

7. Policy input. But I could still go for a little of the old-fashioned way...

but then I'd feel terribly guilty about hurting Chelsea's feelings.

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13. Please elaborate. There are several different ways that could go.

:P

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

8. Astroglide.

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10. Ewww ...

:scared::scared:

[Poll_Blind]

9. New Lexus with prostitute(s) of desired gender or $100,000 cash AND the following in the trunk:

Two pounds of, or manila folder containing:

A)Marijuana
B)Cocaine
C)Oxycontin tablets (20mg only or greater, this is the big-time after all)
D)Affidavits the bribed member is just borrowing the Lexus and driving the "students" to school
E)Vouchers for up to three contract killings for residents residing within same state
F)Nude pictures of appellate court judges residing in same state (also called "Get out of jail free card")
(NO OTHER SUBSTUTIONS ALLOWED)

  This may not be up to date- I grabbed this off the bribery form from the 2004 election.

PB

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12. LOL - Get out of Jail Free Card

:rofl:

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14. Kick

For the night-shift

[cliffordu]

15. A warm shower and a shiatsu

[Captain Hilts]

16. People just aren't interested in threads about how corrupt the superdelagate process is. Hmmm..nt

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17. Guess not.

Thanks for the kick though.