dailykoff
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Fri May-23-08 01:40 AM
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Dear Barack, I just blew through a quarter billion trying to destroy you, |
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my husband and I spent the last four months telling white voters not to trust you, I've spread every conceivable Lee Atwater-style rumor to get you to stumble in November, I've still got oppo guys rummaging through your personal life, and oh yeah I'm $31 million in debt.
Can I be your running mate? :eyes:
p.s. I'll send Bill around for an answer so don't bother calling, H
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Fri May-23-08 01:42 AM
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dailykoff
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Fri May-23-08 01:45 AM
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5. The number you are calling has been disconnected. |
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Please send $31 million and try your call again.
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Fri May-23-08 01:43 AM
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2. I really doubt Barack would choose her. It would totally betray his entire platform of change. |
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He would have to find somebody else who does not automatically invoke the word "establishment."
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Fri May-23-08 01:43 AM
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Fri May-23-08 01:43 AM
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Edited on Fri May-23-08 01:44 AM by SlipperySlope
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dailykoff
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Fri May-23-08 01:48 AM
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6. Did I mention that my husband is a big shot? |
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Ask Bill Richardson how it feels to say no to me..
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Fri May-23-08 02:12 AM
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14. no, it will be a tornado like the one they tried out today near Denver... |
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and a hurricane in Florida and the South again on election day like they did with Charlie, Frances, and Jeanne.....
HAARP....in control of our elections.
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Fri May-23-08 01:49 AM
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7. "We can have dinner together to discuss it. I'll bring the casserole"....ha, ha, ha, cackle, cackle |
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Fri May-23-08 01:56 AM
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9. All my friends tell me I'm the nicest person |
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the ones I'm still paying that is. The others all jumped ship after Iowa. :shrug:
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Fri May-23-08 01:55 AM
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Fri May-23-08 01:56 AM
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10. Hillary to Obama: "Slash. Burn. Destroy. Maim. Love me." |
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Forget it, Hill. The tribe has spoken.
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Fri May-23-08 02:01 AM
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11. Florida and Michigan are still big. |
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It's the pictures that got small.
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Fri May-23-08 02:08 AM
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12. Dear Senator Clinton, |
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Thank you for your 'kind' offer, but I have other avenues to explore. Most graciously, Senator Barack Obama
PS Maybe we'll talk one day-or not.
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Fri May-23-08 02:10 AM
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13. Barack's answer.....in Youtube fashion.... |
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Fri May-23-08 07:37 AM
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15. Hillary's desire for the presidency is so great that she will stop at nothing to have it. |
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Not exactly the person I'd want as my VP.
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