A Hillarious Catechism

[intaglio]

A poster was spewing the usual Hillarious line that Obama is regarded as a Messiah. As my original defense of Obama were posted because of such nonsense, I conceived of the sort of Catechism that Hillary supporters might be expected to learn.

I believe in Hillary the Mother, Goddess of Peace
And in Hillary, the Daughter, Obliterator of Iran
Who was conceived of the Mind of Penn, born of need for Power
Suffered under Barack Obama; was crucified, dead, and buried
She descended into hell; But in Pennsylvania She rose again from the dead
She ascended into Tennessee, sitteth with the Lobbyists and Racists
From thence She shall come to judge both Michigan and Florida.
I believe in Hillary the Martyr
The Holiness of lies and deception, Her community of few
Unforgiving of Obama
The resurrection of McCain
And Republicans everlasting. Amen.

with apologies to Christianity and worshippers of the Triune Goddess

[Perry Logan]

1. Take a hit off the Hope Bong...

[intaglio]

2. I'd rather be hippy than Christian n/t

[Why Syzygy]

3. haha

That's pretty funny. It will probably offend.

[POAS]

4. I'm offended that you didn't share your dope with me!

Wonder if the Mods will let this stay open for long?

I wouldn't want to read your PMs, better take another hit before looking in the mailbox.

[DerekJ]

5. Creative :)