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Sat Nov-01-08 09:51 PM
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Allo Allo DU, Je m'appelle Marcel the Guy with Bread Under his Armpit |
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Bon soir everybody, I am Marcel the Baker. I have a petit story for you. I would like to buy Pierre's bread shop in Anchorage, even though, je confess, I am not actually a licensed baker. But dough is dough, oui? How difficile could it be to make an Alaskan croissant, especially when you can fill them with tasty moose and other vermin? And speaking of dough - yes, I want to make tres big money, vous betcha. But when I asked Madamoisselle Palin about my business plan last week she told me, as she blessed the scrumptious polar bear croissant I baked for her, that if I sell 250,000 croissants at one dollar each Monsieur Obama will empty mon piggy bank (no lipstick) and give it to Muslim Communists from the west of Ireland in Africa. I said "ooh la la, Madamoisselle, that's okay - because Monsieur Obama will changez the world, and, mon dieu, this world needs changezing". She spat out her polar bear croissant and asked for my immigration papers. I gave them to her. And then I voted OBAMA. Espoir. Changement. Un homme par excellence. Vive Obama!
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:56 PM
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Did you know you have sweaty breadcrumbs on your sweater?
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:59 PM
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Sat Nov-01-08 10:07 PM
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To the greatest page.... Tout suite!
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Sat Nov-01-08 10:16 PM
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Oui on peut
Notre prochain président
Qui s'appelle Barack Obama
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Sat Nov-01-08 10:18 PM
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6. Welcome to DU, Monsieur Marcel! |
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"Muslim Communists fromt the west of Ireland in Africa" :rofl:
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Sat Nov-01-08 10:19 PM
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Sat Nov-01-08 10:23 PM
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8. Oui, I can see them from my house, aussi!! |
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Sat Nov-01-08 10:24 PM
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Edited on Sat Nov-01-08 10:25 PM by spindrifter
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Sat Nov-01-08 10:23 PM
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9. Merci Beaucoup, Marcel. Tres bien fait! |
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Edited on Sat Nov-01-08 10:26 PM by political_Dem
Vive Obama! Au prochain president des Etats Unis!
( Thank you, Marcel. Very well done! Long live Obama. To the next President of the United States!)
Note: my French is quite rusty. Please forgive me. :(
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Sat Nov-01-08 10:32 PM
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Je voudrais une croissant. Ou est le bibliotheque? La Seine traverse Paris.
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13. I think you have secured your DUzy! |
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