I know you'll never see this or read this (not that you even read in the first place) but, what the hell, I feel like letting something off my chest.
I don't even know where to start. I'm completely overwhelmed by what happened tonight. Are you overwhelmed, George, or is it even possible for you to feel anything? I could go on and on about Barack Obama and how historic his election as president is but this post isn't about him. It's about the man he will be replacing. That would be you, George. I think I speak for millions of Americans and millions of people from other countries around the globe when I state my opinion about the type of president, and the type of human being, you are.
It's must be fun to be you, George. Your whole life you've had everything handed to you by your daddy and his rich friends. You've never had to worry about the sort of things most Americans have to worry about. You have yours, right? And to hell with everyone else.
Up until the time you were "elected" president, I wonder if you ever once had any sort of sense of how mediocre and unaccomplised your life had been. It must have been a wonderful day when your party stole the presidential election for you. Only in America could a man of such underwhelming intelligence and achievments become President of the United States. You probably smirked to yourself thinking about that egghead Al Gore being "defeated" by a moron such as yourself. It must have been one of the proudest moments in your life.
Of course, now you had to run the country. It wasn't that hard, right? All you did was go hunting and play golf. The fact that your approval ratings were quickly dropping was somewhat concerning but, thankfully, a few Arabs killing 3000 Americans sent your approval rating skyrocketing. You were now the most popular president of all time. Frightened Americans turned to a leader and, because there was no one else around, you were the one they turned to. How did you repay the undeserved trust they suddenly gave to you? By shamelessly exploiting their fears to make all your dreams come true.
And the biggest dream of them all was the ill-advised invasion of Iraq which millions of people worldwide warned you not to do. But who gives a shit what a bunch of hippies think, right? You were the President and you could do whatever you wanted. And so the Iraq war was launched and, though things seemed to be going well in the beginning with the fall of Baghdad and the capture of Saddam, a couple of hundred casualities later was beginning to make the country lose confidence in you. Still, thanks to running one of the dirtiest presidential campaigns ever, you were able to get reelected over another librul egghead, John Kerry.
So you were now president for another term and life couldn't be sweeter. However, things quickly started to go wrong. Somehow the public, which had been rather oblivious to the wrongdoings in your first term, begin to notice the many scandals in your administration. And your poor response to a natural disaster in Louisiana actually had people pissed off at your ineptness, something you thought they would never catch onto. Over the course of the last four years, your approval ratings begin to slowly drop until you finally had the distinctsion of being the most unpopular president ever. And, no matter how hard you tried, nothing could reverse the train wreck that was your public perception.
Now the country has elected a man who is everything you are not. A man who is about as opposite of you as is humanly possible. And you'll have to live the rest of your life as the most hated and despised president ever. I know you firmly believe history will redeem you, George, but believe me when I say it won't. The only part of your legacy that historians will be debating about 50 years from now is why the hell you were never impeached for your crimes and incompetence.
It's been eight long years, George. Eight long years full of lies, scandals, incompetence, corruption, and death. And finally the country will be able to turn the page on this sad and miserable chapter in our history. I'm not satisfied knowing that you're going to go down as the most failed, hated president of them all. I know others aren't, either. It just doesn't seem good enough for all the hell you put us throught the last eight years. I'd like to see you, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and the rest of the scum rot in a prison cell for the rest your fucking lives. But I realize the chances of that ever happening will be slim to none. Rich crooks like you never go to prison.
So I'll just have to be satisified with what I have. I'd like to conclude George by saying, and I think I speak for most people around the world when I say this, something I've wanted to tell you for a long time.
GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU FAILED, MORONIC, WAR CRIMINAL, MAN-CHILD PRIMATE. 
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