MrScorpio
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:06 PM
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Good morning, my fellow Democrat Socialist Overlords! |
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How's our plan coming along to reshape the nation in our own image?
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oldtime dfl_er
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:07 PM
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1. Good morning fellow Muslim Marxist! |
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The overhaul is in the making!
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:09 PM
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Edited on Thu Nov-06-08 01:10 PM by Maat
and my plan is going to be implemented immediately - making everyone eat organically-grown arugula, while drinking a latte (made with organic, fair-trade coffee)! Sorry - I'm a Southern Californian - and that had to be said!
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:10 PM
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8. Noooooo .. Its actually Muslin Socialest ..... Jeeezus.. you guys just cant spell right? |
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:08 PM
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2. I am wondering if it's true we are going to make the Lounge the fifth branch of government |
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:11 PM
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9. Actally they are the 6th |
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:08 PM
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3. Minister of gun-collection and re-training camps reporting for duty Sir! |
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:popcorn::popcorn: :bounce::bounce:
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:11 PM
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10. The special tax for Republicans only is just about ready for a |
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vote. Next up: the law requiring that all candidates for public office work for at least 2 years as a community organizer.
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:09 PM
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4. Laid down the cornerstone of the People's Glorious Soap Factory this morning, Comrade Scorpio! |
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Soon we shall come for those swine known as Freepers, da?
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:09 PM
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5. Well, I've already bought three white people and they're out mowing my lawn... |
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I've invited a regiment of Chinese soldiers over for dinner... I had an abortion yesterday, which was a little awkward considering I'm a guy. But the doctor was hot, so me and him hooked up. I finally received by wealth redistribution check. A dollar and thirteen cents. I'm going to go piss off a Stripper with that. Oh, and I'll be converting the local kindergarten to Islam, just as soon as I'm done smoking this bowl of crack.
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:15 PM
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11. OK, that's one of the funniest posts I have ever seen. |
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:10 PM
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7. I hope all is well my fellow Marxist Elitist. |
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Slowly but building momentum comrade. The fundie execution squad is acquainting themselves to these vile things the right calls "guns". I regret to inform they may not be ready in time for action. Perhaps we can beat them with hammers and sickles?
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:19 PM
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12. Enough of this folderol, let's start redistributing...NOW!!! |
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Let's start with the upper two percent. Anybody up for a trip to Lichtenstein or the Cayman Islands?
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:23 PM
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13. I'm on church-lockup duty! |
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Yes, that's right - I went around my neighborhood this morning and posted "CLOSED PERMANENTLY" signs on the local churches - especially those that promoted the "pro-life candidate" in this past election. Scores of stunned, crying churchgoers stood by while I rolled up in a tank (Soviet of course) and got out to gleefully chain the doors shut! "Go cry to Jesus, suckers!" I told them rudely as I rolled away leaving tank tracks over the flowerbeds.
My fellow atheists and I will be patrolling these churches day and night to make sure they stay off-limits and NOBODY sneaks in and dares to indulge in any worship whatsoever. Soon we will turn those churches into condos for the gay community!
Salute, comrades! :-)
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:24 PM
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14. Good morning comrade! |
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I have informed my boss that I am quitting in January. I will be enjoying 8 years of fat welfare checks and teaching fellow hippies how to "stick it to the man!"
Oh, and I'll be marrying his daughter too. MuaaahhahhahhaaaAA!!
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:24 PM
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15. Supreme Confidente of Healthcare For All.... Ready to Go!@ |
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:26 PM
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:34 PM
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17. Comrade, when do we send our children to the William Ayers Re-Education Centers? |
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where each day the kids will start off with a flag burning, followed by an hour-long denunciation of America.
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:36 PM
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18. Hello fellow Marxists! Anyone read all the way through Das Kapital yet? |
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Eh, didn't think so. Bad socialists! We need to know the evils of capitalism so we can destroy it! :sarcasm:
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:38 PM
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19. Sorry I can't answer -- I'm at the Gay Agenda meeting. |
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And then I have to run to the Moral-Fiber Shredding Conference.
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:40 PM
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20. I've already altered my School Board that Das Kapital will now be taught in all classes |
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Actually it should be read and discussed as it was in my high school Civics and Government class along with Fascism and other concepts of governance and political philosophies.
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:50 PM
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21. Dude, if this nation was shaped in my image we would be in really bad shape.... |
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Thu Nov-06-08 01:58 PM
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22. Can't stay long...have to get back in line at the Klinic before it starts raining again. |
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Edited on Thu Nov-06-08 02:22 PM by bobbiejo
...but I think the bleeding is under control for now.
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Thu Nov-06-08 02:04 PM
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23. People's Commissioner Tirebiter, reporting SIR! personally closed 4 churches |
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this morning, murdered 8 white babies, and forced 2 young males to have gay sex against their wishes.
looking forward this afternoon to stealing Freeper guns and money, then helping paint LP Field with new name of the Tennessee Titans -- the ACLU Candy-asses.
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Thu Nov-06-08 02:04 PM
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24. K & R as funniest thread of the day!!! |
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