I'm freeing myself from DU. But The duck...he stays.....taped and bound....forever.

[graywarrior]

DUCK OFF YOU QUACKING DUCKERFUCKERS!!!!!!!

[Poiuyt]

1. Freeing yourself from DU?

I hope that doesn't mean you're leaving us?? Say it ain't so!

[polly7]

2. Do you have a friend with a blowtorch?

That might do it :evilgrin:

[spanone]

3. duck you......seizure

[polly7]

11. I was joking.

Sorry it didn't come across that way. No offense to you Graywarrior.

[graywarrior]

16. You DO realize I exist in sarcasm at DU, right?????

Bwahahahahahaha!:rofl:

[roguevalley]

26. don't go. don't free the duck. continue to be a source of amusement

and hilarity here. that is all. ;)

[liberalmuse]

4. Noooooooo!

First of all, we kind of like you here. Second of all, many of us are patiently awaiting the day that you will free the duck on 1/20/09. Please don't disappoint us!

[graywarrior]

8. I'm mallarding it over in my puny little duck mind.

Every day I come here and get accosted with posts demanding I release the duck. My posts are not taken seriously. This insults do not roll off my duck back. I am quacking up.......QUACKING UP I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohe what a world, what a world.......

[Frosty1]

15. Dethpicable !

[graywarrior]

19. Lame duck dethpicable!

[DevonRex]

17. If you released the duck, it'd be Ducks Unlimited! :)

[graywarrior]

20. A duck stampede

[daninthemoon]

5. Sometimes we have to step away from the keyboard, and breathe

some non-snarky air. Sometimes we have to stay away from the tv news as well. Enjoy your sabbatical. I'm thinking of swearing off for awhile too, maybe until the Inauguration time. I was hoping to find more celebrating here, but things are getting negative as usual. Cheers.

[Deja Q]

6. Just take a break...

I know the feeling; just take a break. We WILL miss you.
:(
:hug:

[DearAbby]

7. For the love of Quack....Free the duck!!

Abuse of Ducks should be a violation of Quacking laws.

[Bryn]

9. Why are you angry?

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

13. Who said I was?

I'm mad. Mad as a hatter!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Bryn]

22. Well, if you're just having fun

I'd like to have whatever you're smoking :hippie:

[graywarrior]

23. I quit smoking and drinking. I am just insane

come join me.

[Alhena]

10. How do you know it's a male duck? Or did you just assume? Sexist

:)

[graywarrior]

14. You don't want to go there....

*snort*

[DCBob]

12. Now you have a whole flock to free.

Let the duckies go!!

[TexasObserver]

18. the duck has it coming

[frickaline]

21. For as long as the duck is taped, you shall never truly be free

particularly not free from DU!

[Betsy Ross]

24. Oh yeah?

[dave29]

25. You have seen the duck, and the duck shall set you free.

.

[Danger Mouse]

27. We'll never get to eat him?

:cry:

[azmouse]

28. "In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved."

That's a quote from FDR.


Semms to me the duck must free himself.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

30. Damn, That is good. Love it. nt.

[catnhatnh]

29. Duck, Duck, ...

...and a DU'er I'd like to goose...

[ddeclue]

31. AAAAAFFFFFFLLLAAACCCCC!!!!

:rofl:

[JuniperLea]

32. Free the duck, and your mind will follow...

I try not to be too open minded, in fear of losing all my marbles! And I gots some purdy 'uns!

[pleah]

33. Ah, to duck or not to duck, that is the question.

:silly:

[seabeyond]

34. i knew it, lol.... i KNEW you couldnt/wouldnt, probably couldnt do it. bah hahhahaha

thanks for the laugh

[Lerrad]

35. Forever? Not even on January 20th? n/t

[graywarrior]

36. 4 EV OR

In fact....he can post in my place from now on. Quaaaaaaaaaaaaack!