A piece I wrote for
Londonist.
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Rejoice! The Tories have launched their London manifesto. You can read it here (.PDF). So what might the capital expect from a Conservative government? (Yes, we know, just try and suspend disbelief for a while.)
Well, most of it's just the national manifesto with the word "Britain" crossed out and "London" written in in crayon. It's not racist to bring back matron! Taller policemen! No early parole for the MRSA superbug! Smaller asylum seekers! Cleaner taxes! Spankings all round! Now wash you hands!
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... it's odd that certain major infrastructure projects - Crossrail, for a start - don't get a mention. Doubly odd if you consider how important they are to the capital with or without the Olympics. In fact, in the section headed "Transport" ...
Wait a moment, there is no section headed "Transport".
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http://www.londonist.com/archives/2005/04/something_of_th.php