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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 12:11 AM
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What on earth can possibly prove that Cameron's crypt was Jesus of Nazareth's?
This is for all of you who are waiting with bated breath to see if "the Christian world is rocked" by this hypothetical proof. Where could it possibly come from?
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Mind_your_head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 12:13 AM
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1. As someone said earlier today.....Cameron found his Startek cellphone!
Edited on Tue Feb-27-07 12:16 AM by Mind_your_head
:rofl:

on edit: this is just stupidity waaaaaaaaaaay *beyond belief*....I'm not going to give this subject any dignity by responding to it .....this is my one and only post about it.

Peace,
M_Y_H
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 12:17 AM
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3. I totally agree with you.
It's embarrassing to see so many people putting their brains on hold over this.
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rwenos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 12:15 AM
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2. The Answer Lies in . . . FAITH nt
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Graybeard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 12:20 AM
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4. DNA? How do you get a cheek swab from God?
...what could DNA possibly prove?
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rwenos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 12:22 AM
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5. From the St. Clair de Plantard Family
C'mon, didn't you read The DaVinci Code?

Hey, that Sofie was pretty cute. She'd give a cheek swab, I'll bet. Or several other members of the Priory.
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EvilAL Donating Member (357 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 12:45 AM
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6. I figured
she'd have bigger tits tho.
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nebenaube Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 12:53 AM
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8. the single, most important point of that story was..
ommitted from the movie and mirrored by Orwell, I suggest you actually read it.
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rwenos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 01:30 AM
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9. I've Read Some Orwell, But
Edited on Tue Feb-27-07 01:31 AM by rwenos
I don't catch your intriguing reference.

Could you be a little clearer? What work of Orwell's are you referring to? And to what point?

And I've read The DaVinci Code twice, my kid and I are obsessed with it.

Pray tell.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 12:52 AM
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7. it would make a great sitcom and a movie
come from? the fertile mind of john cameron that`s where
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 01:33 AM
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10. There's no way that anything can ever be proven to anyone's satisfaction in such a case.
Really, it's a claim which can never be proven. What are you going to do, look for a DNA match from a descendent? Even if you had the means to find one, the people who believe don't accept the premise.

Personally, I would think that the message is the important thing, not whether or not the messenger died and came back to life three days later. Martin Luther King Jr.'s words aren't less true because he's dead. Yet Jesus being a man who died would completely destroy Christianity?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 07:33 AM
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14. Some people who have faith that Jesus was a man will certainly have faith that these are his bones.
Edited on Tue Feb-27-07 07:35 AM by BurtWorm
Those who believe Jesus wasn't a man and those who believe he was literally God will almost certainly never be convinced that these are his bones.

PS: The upshot is that this "discovery" will ultimately have little effect on the course of Christianity's future.
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Phrogman Donating Member (940 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 01:52 AM
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11. I'm waiting for them to find the Easter Bunny's lair and Santa's house
on the North Pole.

Than my life will be complete.

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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 02:05 AM
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12. There's only one man who can solve this mystery of biblical proportions!


Just ask Al Capone.
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varkam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 02:29 PM
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20. Somehow I knew that picture was going to be Geraldo.
:D
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moggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 04:12 AM
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13. Why oh why did it have to be James Cameron?
We'd have been a lot better off if Kevin Smith had been behind this!
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Imperialism Inc. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 07:50 AM
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15. Well
when the box with James, son of Joseph, brother of Jesus box was found no further evidence was required by Christians (including a few on this forum). That proved Jesus beyond any doubt. Of course we now know it was a fraud.

Now that we have 10 boxes and names that match the same people are convinced that it has to be a coincidence.

From that I would say that, for Christians, no amount of evidence, or lack thereof, will have any effect.

The problem as I see it is that if it is true then there are several details that contradict the Bible so how can we then use Bible details to confirm the parts that match?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 07:58 AM
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16. It's not true.
The only people who think this is true are those who like the idea of Jesus as a family man. Which is as much a crock of shit as the idea that Jesus is both God and the Son of God.
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Imperialism Inc. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 08:35 AM
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17. I suspect as much however I know only the basics at the moment
and won't be making a decision until I see the documentary (not very important) and reading scholarly analysis (very important).

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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 08:57 AM
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18. I would be very surprised if "scholars" will be able to alter what seems self-evident
i.e, that this is just another false sighting of Jesus.
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cosmik debris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 09:05 AM
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19. A quote
Carl Sagan: "You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep-seated need to believe."

Proof? Who needs it!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 03:01 PM
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21. It's like the Anna Nicole story for atheists.
Edited on Tue Feb-27-07 03:02 PM by redqueen
:P
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-27-07 08:02 PM
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22. They could always clone a new Jesus from the DNA.
Oh, heck, why stop there! Clone a whole army! Attack of the Jesus clones!
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