OK...disclaimer: I don't read this blog...another concerned liberal friend sent this to me & even though I'll probably regret it, I'm posting this article anyway...some of the other articles on this blog make me want to :puke: :cry: or :banghead:...maybe all of them.
surreal :scared:
http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/03/news_that_the_r.htmlNews that the 'Rapture' Has Come and Gone Alarms Many Christians"What if the 'Rapture' happened but you were left behind? That's what millions of Christians are wondering amid mounting evidence that the Rapture, the much-anticipated event in which God summons his faithful to the heavens, may have happened earlier this month. Among the startled 'still here': House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, just one of the political leaders who had expected to be making the trek skyward."
From Capitol Hill to Kansas, finger pointing and questioning: 'why are we still here?'<snip>
DeLong, who also heads up the Baptist Leadership Council, will join other prominent Christian leaders, including the Reverends Tim Lahaye, James Dobson and Franklin Graham, for an emergency meeting later this week. "At this point, we're concluding that this was probably a practice round before the real deal," says Pastor DeLong. "That's the only way this makes any sense. He left behind all of the wrong people. Why would He do that?"
The right—left behindMeanwhile, no one appears to have made the trip upwards from Capitol Hill. Beltway observers had speculated that dozens of high-profile leaders, including President Bush and Representative DeLay, would be raptured, possibly setting off a complex battle over succession within the halls of power.
So certain were these men that their earthly tenure was coming to an end, say sources, that they scheduled a lengthy break over the Easter weekend. While Stewart Roy,
a spokesman for Mr. DeLay, refused to acknowledge that the House Majority Leader has indeed been left behind, he did confirm that the Texas representative is taking some much-needed time off. "Let's just say that there are some unexpected openings in his schedule. I'm not going to say anything more than that."and if you're brain isn't on overload yet, try this one....about "Conception Parties" ...:crazy:
http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/03/christian_conce.html#moreOn edit- I hope to hell this is a satire site...anymore I have a reeeally hard time telling what is for real & what ain't here in bush's world. :blush:
(It is pretty funny about the gold chains & piercings left behind....reminds me of a recent Daily show sketch)