Fox news anchor trying to fix up Condi? Bizarre!

[soleft]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/352594p-300643c.html

ROSEN: "All right. I close with a gift for you. You met this person once, I believe, but you really, I think, ought to know each other because this woman is, I think you'll have an interest in knowing her. She is one of our Fox News anchors in New York. Her name is Lauren Green. She is brilliant, she's beautiful, she's African-American, she's single and she's a concert pianist in her spare time.

RICE: My goodness.

ROSEN: And she asked me to give you her CD, and I promised her that I would.

RICE: That's perfect.

[Verve]

1. Is Condi gay?

I thought she liked Shrub?

[soleft]

3. I think there've been a lot of rumors

It would make sense to me that the reason someone who be attrached to Shrub is because they're confused about their sexuality.

[Kikosexy2]

4. Maybe...

Ann Coulter-like gay---she's really a man!!!!

[zbdent]

9. She better not tell her "husband"!

W . . .

[bluedawg12]

11. Like a woman trying to be a man trying to be a woman

in drag. KKKulture is special and attractive like Mr. Ed was attractive. That is to say for a horse.

[tk2kewl]

2. weird

:freak:

[htuttle]

5. What is 'playing dual piano' a euphemism for?

I've heard a lot of euphemisms for different sex acts, but this one leaves me stumped:

(from the link)

RICE: Thank her very much, and I look forward to seeing her sometime.

ROSEN: All right. She's going to want to hear from you.

RICE: And maybe even play dual piano sometime.



Anyone have ideas? Or diagrams, maybe? :shrug:

[VWolf]

6. Ok, just lost my lunch

:puke:

[TechBear_Seattle]

7. Maybe something like a *ahem* flute duet?

[htuttle]

10. Could be

I'll try to look it up in the Kama Sutra when I get home...

[Meeker Morgan]

12. They are both professional quality piansts.

No hidden meaning at all.

[kweerwolf]

8. Really disturbing!

All this time I pictured Condi as dressed in a leather dominatrix fetish ensemble and using a strap-on on *. Now I have a new image to try to forcibly pry out of my head.

[Ayesha]

13. Aaaaah! Must wash brain out with soap!

But at least if someone took a picture or saved some, uh, evidence, he might actually get impeached!

[dsc]

14. I would expect this crap in general discussion

and posted by some of the notorious homophobes. It is a shame that two women concert pianists can't be introduced as friends without hearing lesbian from the rooftops. Incidently they aren't even being introduced she is merely being given a CD of the womans works. If I were a concert level pianist I would love having such a famous one listen to my works.

[cwydro]

15. too funny!

yeah, the thing that makes it a "fix-up" line, is the mention of "she's beautiful...she's single....". If it was just, oh let me tell you about this pianist, that's a little different.