KOEB Meeting 5/13/08 West Virginia It's All in Hillary's Head Primary Edition

[Berry Cool]

Will Keith be "Almost Heaven" tonight?

Will Hillary win big and keep wrestling...or throw in the towel?

Tune in to see. I'm not feeling well tonight, so I may not be online and posting a lot. Hoping the sight of Keith does me good. I guess I'm better than I was a few weeks back when I couldn't even sit up to post, but it's not a huge improvement.

[Berry Cool]

1. And the show kicks off very interestingly by showing Obama's town hall meeting in Missouri.

He's in Cape Girardeau making his case. And OMG, he is wearing a FLAG PIN. Alert the media!!

Edit: MSNBC doesn't agree with me. They think it was as exciting as watching paint dry. Hey, at least it wasn't sitting around watching them talk. That's what the rest of the show has been.

[RevCheesehead]

124. But you know, sometimes it can be fun to watch paint.

I'm always wondering if it will dry to the color I chose, or if the guy at the hardware store goofed......


Ok, so I have no life. :(

[Berry Cool]

125. REV!!!!!!!!

:loveya: You made it!!!!! :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

128. Hiya, Berry!

Yup, after a nice nap, I'm refreshed enough to hang with my bestest pals.
(wadda ya mean, "who are they?")

[SeattleGirl]

2. Hi Berry. Howdy all.

:sigh: I've spent too much time in GD-Pee. Someone tie me down and don't let me back in!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

3. Stay out. You will go insane.

:hi: You're safe here.

[Berry Cool]

4. Huckabee thinks all the evangelicals will go with McCain over Obama.

When he says it, though, he sounds like Terry McAuliffe talking about how Hillary still has a chance to win.

[Berry Cool]

5. Speak of the devil.

Forget "It's all in Hillary's head." It's all in Terry McAuliffe's head.

Man, that guy is majorly delusional. He is whipping out ridiculous talking points faster than anyone can truth-check them.

[SeattleGirl]

7. I have the sound muted.

McAuliffe drives me bat crap crazy!

[WolverineDG]

24. He's got that Runaway Bride look, doesn't he?

I loved watching him squirm & lie when Tweety asked "So you think she can still win?" :rofl:

Seriously, this shit needs to stop now.

dg

[Berry Cool]

43. It won't.

She will continue even after she's told the primaries are over and we have run out of states.

"But...but...I'm sure I can win big in Ontario...they LOVE me there. I KNOW they do."

"Hillary...Ontario is in Canada. It's not part of this country."

"What...*sniff* *sniff* about Alberta?"

"Canadian."

"Manitoba?? Saskatchewan?? British Columbia??"

"Sorry. All Canadian."

"I mean, I know Quebec is probably out of the question--they're French, those snobs will go for Obama no matter how much I campaign--"

"Hillary. Darling. They're Canadian too."

*staring blankly* "Newfoundland? Nova Scotia? Prince Edward Island?"

"'Fraid not."

"The Yukon?? The Northwest Territories--I KNOW I can win there, I almost won Guam--"

"No."

"Then...it's over??"

"Yes."

"Maybe I can talk Barack into best two out of three?"

In short...They tried to tell her to quit...but she would have Nunavut.

[Patsy Stone]

13. Huckabee won WV

and that's all I'm sayin'.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

126. God help me, I still read that as VW.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

188. He won a VW?

[SeattleGirl]

6. I got so angry over there last night I said fuck you to someone.

Well, I said "F you" but my meaning was clear.

I ended up putting them on ignore, just to calm myself down (and today they were TS'd, bwahahahaha!)

[Berry Cool]

8. LOL, I have to check my Ignore list again today.

Inevitably, a few new tombstones pop up on it each day.

The sad part is, it's still so BIG...rich with regular DU'ers who just lost their wits when Hillary went from "inevitable" to "evitable."

[Berry Cool]

9. OK, enough with Pat Puke-Cannon chiding Obama for not working harder in WVA

OK, so he didn't try and maybe he should have given it a better shot. But there is such a thing as cutting your losses, too.

[Berry Cool]

11. And Keith names Hillary the projected winner...as the polls close...

:boring:

[SeattleGirl]

10. I know. I have some long-time DUer's on my ignore list.

I just couldn't take it any more. Kind of makes me sad, because in the past, I've had some really good exchanges with them, but for now, they will have to stay on ignore.

[Berry Cool]

12. People have surprised me.

And not in a good way, necessarily.

The most disappointing is seeing otherwise level-headed people fall for the "If you don't support Hillary, you're a sexist" meme. That and the "Keith betrayed us by saying negative things about Hillary and he is a sexist" business.

And what continues to frost me is those who are still convinced that Keith is a slave to his corporate masters, and will begin banging the drum for McCain as soon as the Dem nominee is in the can.

[SeattleGirl]

14. Yep, they are not looking with unbiased eyes.

Hell, I know how hard it is to not have your candidate win. I was an Edwards supporter, and it hurt like hell when he decided to suspend his campaign. But he wasn't going to get it, and neither is Hilary.

Some people just aren't willing to let go.

[Berry Cool]

18. Ann Lewis. She and Terry have been smoking some incredible stuff.

Whew. She doesn't even think there will be any suspense at the convention. By that time, Hillary will have won it hands down.

Someone feed these people some reality juice.

I also want to say: If what she says is true, and 80% of the supers decide against the will of the people that "Hillary is what's best for the party," this primary will have been the first, and last, one in which I ever voted as a Democrat.

I've seen this kind of shit happen in other arenas--"Oh, I know So-and-So won this time, but Such-and-Such is a better REPRESENTATIVE, and has a better chance of winning ELSEWHERE..." I hated it there. I hate it here. Completely goes against my sense of fair play. You give it to who won at the moment. It may not sound like "strategy," but it's the only fair way to play it. Otherwise, why not just have EVERY presidential election decided by the Supreme Court and what they think is best for the country?

[SeattleGirl]

20. Spot on, Berry.

I like the guy who was on just after that woman who said that the Clinton campaign was living in a different reality than the rest of us.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

25. The rest of us are living in the real world.

They are on Planet Hillary, where she's going to win. All she needs is for a few more big states to be admitted to the Union before the convention.

[SeattleGirl]

27. ROFL!

Like the state of China, the state of Russia, and maybe the state of Denial!

:rofl:

[bleever]

74. Why do you make fun of the disabled?

:rofl:

I saw that the other day. :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

78. That poster was....hell, words fail me!

Was that stupid or what?

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

15. Who in the freak was that woman who was just on, spouting more

delusional crap about Clinton?

[Patsy Stone]

16. Today, West Virginia

Tomorrow, the WORLD!

I have to veto any campaign whose main strategery is "maybe he'll go down in a ball of flames."

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

17. Or who likes to play up the biases and racism of their supporters.

Hi Patsy! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

22. I can't turn it on

and listen to Pat Buchanan pontificating about the white voters.

p.s. I told this one to please share their drugs with the rest of the class. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5954116&mesg_id=5954116

[SeattleGirl]

23. I saw that and gave it one of my "Yawnie's"

:boring:

[Berry Cool]

71. Funny, I'm ignoring that author!

Can't imagine why! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

75. Please allow me to give you the headline:

+++Major Hillary Blowout Tonight Takes Back Popular Vote; Reverses Course of Race+++

My response: Puff, Puff, Give...

[Berry Cool]

85. Oh jeez. The only "blowout" that's going to reverse the course of Hillary's race now

is if she enters the Indy 500.

Anyone learn back on the old schoolbus:

"Roll, roll, roll your joint
Pass it down the line..."

[Berry Cool]

21. Hi Pats!

:hi: Not exactly strategery, is it, to pray for a flameout by your opponent?

Keith's going to have to have a little talk with Tweety again. He just said "You're watching Hardball" before correcting himself.

[WolverineDG]

19. So according to the demographics

if you're white, racist, & half- or un-educated, you're the type of Democrat Hillary wants on her side. Oooookaaaaayyyyyy.....

:hi:

Oh, btw, folks, go to this link, read the MHMR reports & weep:
http://www.sltrib.com/ci_9238520

dg

[Berry Cool]

26. Well, you know what the signs say:

"Hillary - The SMART Choice." :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

28. With the "R" written backwards, right?

:rofl:

dg

[Berry Cool]

29. So Obama's popularity overlaps with the Starbucks store map?

What about Birkenstock outlets? Prius dealerships?

Excuse me, I have to go check on my trust fund.

[Patsy Stone]

30. You forgot arugula

I'd like to see the overlay in relation to Whole Foods locations.

Oy vey.

[Berry Cool]

32. As for your link, Wolfie,

well, as Barbara Bush would probably say, those kids were so abused anyway, this is probably turning out very well for them. :sarcasm:

[WolverineDG]

34. It's unbelieveable, Berry

but so far 2 posts & no one the slighest upset that perhaps, just perhaps, CPS is lying. Just one whining about the acronyms (funny, anti FLDS posts don't get that crap) & another post insulting the MHMR workers who wrote the reports. :eyes:

dg

[Berry Cool]

50. Pretty much figures, doesn't it?

But sometimes facts reveal themselves slowly, or people are slow to accept them.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

33. Buchanan's pontificating again.

UGH!!!

DG, I read some of the letters and they were horrific. I don't have any sympathy for the FLDS men but what's happened with the Moms and children is awful.

[WolverineDG]

36. Psst, mo

It ain't all the men either. ;) But yeah, some are going to the Big House.

dg

[Berry Cool]

52. Well, if they belong there, then so be it.

It really is sad, though, how willing some people are to see the state mess with parents and children.

[WolverineDG]

91. Yeah, the Constitution does not apply

to groups we don't like. :eyes:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

39. I can't hear him

and it feels so good.

:hi:, mo!

[SeattleGirl]

31. I don't think I'm going to be able to listen to Hilary's "ME, ME, ME!"

speech.

:puke:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

35. I hear ya, SG.

When I think of the way I defended her and Bill to people in my family and friends during the 1990's, it makes me want to :puke:. I find both of them to be disgusting at this point.

[SeattleGirl]

38. Exactly.

I went to the wall for them, and in return, they act like asses.

[WolverineDG]

48. Me too, mo

I'm really pissed too because I took a LOT of crap from my family about the Clintons. :grr: To have them turn out to be racist assholes because it's politically expedient is disgusting.

dg

[Berry Cool]

96. I admit, I got disillusioned about them not long after '92.

Bill got me very excited about voting that year for the first time in a long time. But then he blew it by being so damn wishy-washy. By '96 I was throroughly disillusioned. Come '98 I was repulsed.

Looking back, I thought his presidency was better than many, and certainly preferable to the one we're suffering now. Also that the Monica thing was a crazy witch hunt and not worth the candle, as icky and depressing as it all was. Also, a great deal of what was said about the Clintons by their political enemies was not only false and unfair but downright rabidly insane. And I think his Global Initiative was a fine idea and has done a great deal of good.

That being said, though...I've never been deeply in love with the Clintons, and never again as excited about having one in office as I was in '92. Never able to work up a lot of affection for the Big Dog, although it was always so refreshing to listen to him because he is obviously so much more brilliant than the current White House occupant that you can't even compare the two.

But I'm afraid that during the last few months, they've both been fulfilling some of the worst fantasies I could have had about their bad side. It's very depressing to see it.

[Patsy Stone]

40. Maybe she'll do the right thing.

Maybe.

Is she speaking now?

[SeattleGirl]

44. Not yet.

And I'm not holding my breath for her to do the right thing.

[Patsy Stone]

47. I'd just like to point out

that Huckabee won West Virginia, too.

I'm hoping for once she'll take the high road and get out with a little bit of class.

[SeattleGirl]

49. She would do herself a world of good if she did.

She is shredding her reputation, and in the end, isn't that all you've got?

I really DON'T want to see her self-destruct.

[WolverineDG]

41. But it's going to be the "Greatest Speech of ALL TIME"

How could you possibly miss it???? :crazy:

The only way I'd even put it in a "Good Speech" category is if she says "I quit." And even then, I'd still have to think about it.

dg

[SeattleGirl]

45. .......

:spray:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

51. Exactly, DG.

I still don't understand why she and Bill approved this type of campaign. I guess it is all ego with the two of them.

[Patsy Stone]

66. Power

That's what I've come up with.

[Berry Cool]

107. That's what I think.

They are the perfect couple because nothing means more to either of them than power. Power is what holds them together. The lust for power.

To be honest, I think it's part of the reason the Repugs hate them so. When it comes to naked lust for power, they hate competition from the other side.

[Berry Cool]

56. I love how Keith is holding Terry to that promise, that it will be a speech for the ages.

It should be interesting to see his reaction to it for that reason, too.

Shit, Huckabee just referred to Bill Clinton as a "Democrat President." Why are we listening to ANYTHING this man says about this party?!?!? :grr:

[Berry Cool]

54. I'm trying to tell myself

it might be amusing in its disconnect with reality.

It will also be amusing to see the stunned look on Keith's face if he is made to realize she has no intention of gracefully quitting.

[ralps]

37. Hi BerryBush, Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

42. Hi, ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

53. Hi Patsy!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

46. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

55. Hi SeattleGirl!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

60. Huckabee just said "A good economy trickles down, but a bad economy trickles up."

And how long has it been since the trickle-down theory was discredited? :grr:

A good economy for the rich alone doesn't trickle down to ANYONE but their heirs!!!!

[Berry Cool]

65. Keith just promised that Hillary's victory speech will be "in 3-D!"

"I would just like to thank the people here for voting for me!

"Would you like some...CONFETTI???"

[Berry Cool]

67. And Keith's mic goes live before he realizes it is.

"No, no no no no..." :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

72. Ooh, scary!

[Patsy Stone]

69. Something d-o-o economics?

Voodoo Economics? Anyone? Anyone?

[Berry Cool]

99. Anyone?? Bueller?? Bueller??

Give the correct answer and win Ben Stein's money.

[Berry Cool]

108. Hi, ralps!

:hi: Good to see you tonight!!

[ralps]

57. Gack!! No Mike Hucklebee! It's Democratic! Not Democrat! Grrr & Why is MSNBC

having Hucklebee commenting on the WV Primary??? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :grr:

[SeattleGirl]

58. I hate it that they always have to have people from the opposing

party commenting on our primaries.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

59. Why does MSNBC have that asshat Huckabee on?

I'm betting dollars to donuts that McSame picks him as Veep.

[WolverineDG]

61. Ya know

when you're being openly mocked by both Tweety AND Keith, perhaps it's a time to throw in the towel.

Just a thought.

dg

[SeattleGirl]

62. I have to say my jaw dropped a bit at what Tweety just said.

Pretty blatant sarcasm there!

[WolverineDG]

63. They're not even pretending she still has a chance

I can't wait to see the SNL version of "THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER IN THE UNIVERSE OF ALL TIME."

dg

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

64. I owe you a Coke,DG

:rofl: :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

73. Woohoo!

Next time I'm in Chicago, I'll take ya up on it! :rofl:

dg

[SeattleGirl]

68. Here's a good one. Read the OP.

Slams DU, so why is he/she still posting here?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5946622&mesg_id=5946622

[Berry Cool]

76. Oh man, it's my congresscritter again.

Stephanie Tubbs Jones, yes, YOUR CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT VOTED FOR OBAMA!!!!! You should be LOYAL TO US!!!!!

I'm so sick of her by now. *sigh*

[Patsy Stone]

83. We can trade

Ileana Ros-Lehtinen stinks bad.

[Patsy Stone]

81. Committing suicide by Moderators?

:crazy:

[SeattleGirl]

84. It's certainly an open invitation, isn't it?

[Patsy Stone]

86. Do you remember the all-time classic

"Skinner, tombstone me right fucking now!!!"?

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

89. Oh, yes!!!!

And Skinner's response: "ok"

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

151. Walt Starr.

And Skinner's reply: "OK." :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

187. I love it

when a plan comes together. LOL!

And don't miss thingsyoungerthanmccain dot com: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5942666&mesg_id=5942666

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

190. Plutonium?

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

192. That was the one that got me

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

110. Funny, I'm ignoring that one too!

[bleever]

70. Trivia question: how long has Andrea Mitchell been married to her famous husband?

Answer:

Mitchell's marriage to soul singer Al Green spans eleven years!



:hi:

[Berry Cool]

112. Andrea's not the one who threw hot grits in his face, is she?

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

77. OMG, LOOK AT ALL THEM WHITE PEOPLE!!

Not much on building the illusion of "crowd diversity" are they?

Dear God, Stephanie Tubbs Jones has gone from drinking the Koolaid to mainlining it, hasn't she?

dg

[SeattleGirl]

79. ......

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

80. As far as I'm concerned, she's betrayed her mostly African American district

as well as the few white people in it who actually think Obama would make a better president, because she's under the delusion that her loyalty will somehow pay off with an appointment in Hillary's cabinet.

If it did, by now I'd be saying goodbye and good riddance. She's usually a reliably good voter in Congress but sheesh. This is disgusting.

[SeattleGirl]

82. I agree.

I've never seen her as someone who would stoop to those kinds of politics. Guess I was wrong.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

90. I missed Stephanie Tubbs Jones.

Mr. Wonderful just got home and wanted his dinner.

So, she's mainlining the Kool-Aid as well. Dear God...

[SeattleGirl]

92. I missed her too, but that was on purpose.

When she came on, I switched over to the Mariner's game for the duration.

[Berry Cool]

114. You didn't miss anything!

[WolverineDG]

87. There's a rep in Houston who's in the same boat

Spoke at her Senatorial District's convention (which went heavily for Obama) in favor of Hillary & got booed loudly. The folks are so pissed that the power people who put her in place are now running someone against her in 2010. They are PISSED that she's more loyal to Hillary than she is to them.

Sad thing too because otherwise, she is a great rep.

dg

[Berry Cool]

115. Maybe I should run for Congress.

"OK, I'm white, but at least I would have voted for Obama the way you wanted me to."

[Berry Cool]

113. You would've thought maybe Hillary would scare up every black supporter she had in the state

and make them stand behind her tonight.

[RevCheesehead]

160. Yeah...

both of them. :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

166. Rim shot!

I thought someone would say that! :toast:

[RevCheesehead]

168. Glad to oblige.

TTTTB! :toast:

[SeattleGirl]

88. More from The Stoopid Files

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5954716&mesg_id=5954716

[WolverineDG]

93. This would be hysterical

if it weren't so damn frustrating. What the hell kind of drugs are these people on????? And why won't they share???

dg

[SeattleGirl]

95. I was looking downthread, and apparently the OP "forgot" to mention

that those numbers are from WVA, not numbers representing the entire country. More Clinton supporter crap.

[WolverineDG]

98. Hey any port in a storm, SG

:eyes: God, I wish they'd turn off their bongs & go to work.

dg

[SeattleGirl]

100. Or maybe smoke even more.

That might bring them through the black hole and back to the reality-based community.

[Patsy Stone]

94. Man, oh, man.

Please let her come out and put an end to this.

I'm going to grab some food now; back in a bit.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

97. The Hillbots are just too delusional.

I was on another board this morning and I posted twice about how it was time for her to throw in the towel. The Hillbots on the thread were threatening me with "reporting me" to the admins. This was on a figure skating board, for Christ sake. They truly are scary, scary people.

That one that just posted in GD-Pee is a prime example.

[WolverineDG]

102. THAT DAMN FRENCH JUDGE!!!

:grr:

:rofl:

dg

[Berry Cool]

103. Great balls o' fire.

Those people are scary.

LOL, Keith paraphrased Churchill to imply the campaign would go on for a thousand years. "Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty, and so bear ourselves that, if the Democratic primary last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'" :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

116. And I hit the trifecta!

Yet another person I am ignoring!?!? Who woulda thunk it???

[SeattleGirl]

101. Buchanan: "She is the queen of West Virginia."

WTF? Fine. They can secede then, and crown her. :eyes:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

105. Buchanan is such an asshat.

Who is this Hillbot that's on now. She another one mainlining the Kool Aid.

[Berry Cool]

118. I heard that!!!

Too much. And Huckabee brought the snark: he said she was coming up to the podium with two stone tablets. :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

119. Oh crap! I missed that!

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

104. Oh God, Keith is killing me

plagarizing Churchill & FDR's speeches. :rofl:

dg

[WolverineDG]

106. "Her people are very committed"

yeah, that's one way to spin how they're all in Bellevue.....

dg

[SeattleGirl]

109. ROFL!

:rofl:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

111. Between Keith and yourself, I am

:rofl:

Mr. Wonderful just came in and asked me how 13,000 votes could be 2 to 1 against 8000. I guess Hillary's people are sort of math "challenged".

[WolverineDG]

117. Girls aren't good at math!!

Math is unfair! Math is sexist!!

:rofl:

dg

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

122. Well in my case that's the absolute truth.

I flunked freshman algebra in high school and had to go to summer school and I just passed geometry in sophomore year because I think the nun that I had for that class, knew I was a hopeless case.

I haven't taken a math class since.

[Berry Cool]

142. Ha! I thought I was bad!

I got straight A's in algebra and geometry ONLY because I had an excellent teacher. Stopped right there.

You should have seen my poor math-major friend trying to coach me for the GRE. I squeaked on the math portion.

[RevCheesehead]

120. Holy Shi-ite!

That picture! :rofl:

Haven't they been waiting for Hillary for the last hour or so?? :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

123. Hi Rev!

Yep. She wasn't available for Obama's congratulatory call either.

[RevCheesehead]

133. My God, she sounds just like Amy Pohler!

:rofl: And be sure to go to Hillary.com!!

[WolverineDG]

129. Heya Rev!!

:hi:

How goes it? :)

dg

[RevCheesehead]

135. Woofie!

I am just ducky. :7

No, really - whatever happens, happens. I've just decided I'm through with playing the games. And there's a lot of freedom in that decision.

[Berry Cool]

144. Good for you.

:hug: You'll be fine. I know you will.

[RevCheesehead]

155. Thanks, hon.

:hug:

I've been trying to catch up on the thread. :)

[WolverineDG]

145. Yeah

too bad life doesn't come with "ignore" options like DU. :)

:hug:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

157. Something tells me...

that Jesus wouldn't want me to do that.
But I still love the idea! :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

121. The backdrop at her campaign place is her WEBSITE????

Fuck, Hil. Why don't you just shake everyone down on your way to the podium?

[WolverineDG]

130. Send me money!

Please! Send me money! I don't want to keep spending my own!

dg

[SeattleGirl]

134. And she has to pay herself back for what she lent to herself.

Wolfson (I think) said that they will worry about that later. Ooooh, GREAT economic policy, there! And she wants us to trust her with OUR money?

[Berry Cool]

132. Starts out with talk of rough road and mountains...

No, not pandering a bit, is she?

More determined than ever to carry on the campaign.

"Continues to be a hard-fought race."

"Our commitment means we have always stood together"? Concession? Pre-concession?

"I need your commitment to continue this journey. Your support can mean the difference between winning and losing"?

She's just asked a bunch of POOR PEOPLE to help keep her afloat. Told them that if they did, she would win.

"We came from behind to win in Indiana."

Oh. My. God.

[SeattleGirl]

141. JEEBUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRUTCH, HIL!

YOU WERE NOT BEHIND IN INDIANA! WHAT HAPPENED IS THAT YOU "WON" BY FAR LESS THAN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO!

(Oksy, sorry I yelled, guys. She brings out the flaming bitch in me......)

[SeattleGirl]

127. ACK! Here she comes!

Time to check on the ballgame again!

[WolverineDG]

131. OMG SHE'S ASKING FOR MONEY AGAIN!

Christ on a bicycle! Classy with a K, ain't ya, Hill?

dg

[Berry Cool]

136. And it took her about three minutes!

To dun POOR PEOPLE for money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, Hill, it sure can be HARD to SEE BEYOND THE SPIN!!!!! Especially when you're the one doing the spinning!!!!!

She thinks the supers will fall for this. It's her only hope.

[WolverineDG]

139. Yeah, she's the strongest candidate

FOR SECOND PLACE!! YOU LOST HILLARY!!

dg

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

137. Hillary, you didn't come from behind in Indiana.

Liar, liar pants on fire. She's still playing the race card, goddamn her.

[WolverineDG]

140. and she barely even won too

last count I saw had her at just over 1%.

WV a swing state? On what fucking planet?

dg

[Berry Cool]

147. Ladies and gentlemen, you have your new talking point.

"I win the swing states."

[RevCheesehead]

167. I guess WI is what... a blue state now?

:eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

138. I tried to listen. I really did.

2 seconds in, and I was cursing at the television machine and scaring the dog.

Back to baseball until she's done.

[WolverineDG]

143. I switched to Work Out on Bravo

I don't like this show, but it's better than watching the crazies on MSNBC. Let me know when Keith is back on, will ya?

dg

[Berry Cool]

146. "The pundits and the naysayers" don't know what's at stake?????

Hillary, please, pick up some of those G's you're droppin'. They're fixin' to clutter up the floor.

[Berry Cool]

148. "I will work my heart out for the Democratic nominee"

"...but only if it is myself." :rofl: OK, I made that last part up.

But I did NOT make up the part where she says "It is STILL so close."

Hillary, you really DO sound like Amy Poehler. And you don't even know it. That's what's sad.

[WolverineDG]

149. Amy's getting measured for a salmon pantsuit as we speak

this is one SNL I do NOT want to miss.

dg

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

154. Tied for the "Sermon on the Mount".. LOL n/t

[SeattleGirl]

150. Yeah, it's "close" if she wins 91% of the remaining primaries,

and that AIN'T gonna happen!

[Berry Cool]

152. At least in baseball, if you win the most games in the League Championship Series

after scoring the most runs in each game, there's no group of "baseball superdelegates" that decides the other team would be a better representative of your league in the World Series anyway.

[Berry Cool]

156. "...And there it is, tied with the Sermon on the Mount!"

Oh, Keith. :rofl: I love you. I truly do. :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

158. Bwahahahaa! "Baseball superdelegates".

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

153. She took money from an 11 year old boy??

Hey, Hil - are you gonna buy him a new bike???

[Berry Cool]

159. "This campaign has run on self-martyrdom for months

and you and I have been fed into that maw."

You tell 'em, Keith. There is HER math, and then there is REALITY math. There is fundraising, and there is her Ponzi scheme.

As he said: "HER facts have changed."

That's exactly it. Even when she moves the goalposts, she re-moves them. Then she pretends like someone else did the original move.

[RevCheesehead]

161. You know...

I should probably take a few lessons for her.
Then I could write a book: "How to Succeed in Ministry Without Really Trying."

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

163. Hey guys, I'm gonna sign off for now.

Have to be a Drs. office tomorrow at 8:30 am. It's been a slice...

[Berry Cool]

162. Keith: "If this were Barack Obama saying the race wasn't over yet

we'd be showing CARTOONS right now."

He's angry at how she has mischaracterized him and the media as a whole in how they have treated her.

Guess he's not impressed by pots and pans.

OMG, they're playing "Nine to Five."

[Berry Cool]

169. And Terry McAuliffe is spinning so fast he might as well be on ice.

And I wish he was.

He's still trying to do his voodoo math. And telling Tweety he's sure the speech sent a tingle up his leg.

Kinda liked it when Tweety said "That's an old one, Terry, get some new material" and asked him which part of the speech he thought was the most "Churchillian."

Me? I'd have to go for whenever she said "a," "an" or "the." Churchill used those words in his speeches, too. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

170. Tweety's landing some good punches tonight.

Kinda like beating up on a kid.

[RevCheesehead]

164. Alright, who in the hell chose "9 to 5" to be played???

Does this mean that 3 a.m. is now off the table? :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

165. Apparently so.

She is not, and never has been, working class, and it pisses me off that she tries to pretend that she is.

There ARE ways to reach out to working class voters without pre-fucking-tending to BE one!

[Berry Cool]

171. OMG, Tweety and Terry are in a knock-down drag-out fight!

I think Keith may have to ding his bell and separate them!

[Berry Cool]

173. So Tweety finally gets mad that Terry's accusing the "pundits" of wanting it over,

saying the "pundits" are enjoying the whole thing. And Terry goes ballistic about that, yelling that no, he just wants it over. Whew, what a nutjob.

Keith asks the question that SHOULD be asked, which is: SHOULD the supers overrule the people???? I don't think he would like it if there were "baseball superdelegates." Sheesh!

Huckabee reminds everyone that the REAL winner tonight is John McCain!!!! You BET it is! :grr:

[Berry Cool]

175. But it's so tin-eared it's laughable.

To me, anyway. Maybe her supporters take it seriously. I just don't see how they buy that "She's a working mother, too" crap.

[RevCheesehead]

179. To me, it screams "I am from the 80's."

Silly me - I want a 21st Century president.

[RevCheesehead]

172. Oh, my...

:rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5957292&mesg_id=5957292

[Berry Cool]

178. Keith will be on for another hour.

Shall we start a new thread for those staying on to watch?

[RevCheesehead]

180. Poor guy.

When he said that, I couldn't help but think "Why?"
And something told me Keith was asking the same question.

[Berry Cool]

181. And Edwards is getting a 7% protest vote.

Well, either it's a protest vote or some people are too stupid to realize he dropped out.

[Berry Cool]

182. Hillary's campaign isn't dead.

It's pining for the fjords.

[Patsy Stone]

189. It's

joined the bleedin' choir invisibile.

[SharonRB]

174. Honeys, I'm home!

How's it going? Let me guess...Hillary won, right? :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

176. Hiya, sweets!

Yes, and it was SOOOOOOOOOOO unexpected! :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

177. Yeah -

we're just sweeping up the confetti and Doritos now. Woo-hoo-hoo.
:hi:

[Berry Cool]

183. I'm starting a new thread.

Come on over.

[SharonRB]

184. Sorry I missed most of the party

I just finished getting caught up on the thread.

Glad I missed Hills' speech, though.

[bleever]

185. Here's Chuck Todd to ask: "Is our candidates learning math?"

:rofl:

Love you, Chuck. We kid because we care.

[Patsy Stone]

186. Moved on

to American Idol and Hell's Kitchen. Much more enjoyable.

:hi:

[bleever]

191. Gotta love that "Logan's Run" set

that Dan Abrams has, along with the jazz trio and kicky guest line up.

Not that I'm going to learn anything, but there's too much homework here to blast music and play kitchen guitar hero at the moment.

:hi: