XemaSab
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:50 PM
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TURN ON CNN!!!!!! Tony Blair just announced his resignation!!!!!!! |
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:53 PM
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1. Are you trying to KILL ME?! |
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:54 PM
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:rofl: You got me on that one! :rofl:
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:54 PM
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4. You know you're going to hell right? |
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:rofl:
But who wants to be in 'heaven' with the Falwells and Jan Crouches, anyway.
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:54 PM
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:54 PM
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5. Moving in minus 10 seconds ..... |
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:54 PM
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How many is a Brazillian?
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:55 PM
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8. Remind me to wring your neck, my dear XemaSab! |
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This is horrible......I forgot it's April first!
I was so hoping he had resigned!
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Sat Apr-01-06 12:58 PM
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9. You somehow dissapeared from the front pages..and I thought |
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damn...no more April Fools jokes allowed..and I was not happy...cause you got me at first too.
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Sat Apr-01-06 01:41 PM
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10. OK I think I'll avoid DU on April fools day |
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Sat Apr-01-06 01:43 PM
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11. this is fucking stupid |
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Sat Apr-01-06 01:46 PM
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12. HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY |
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Sat Apr-01-06 09:17 PM
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April fools. Feel free to repost in the Lounge if you like.
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