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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:11 AM
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My Kingdom for a CAPTION!!!
Edited on Mon Apr-03-06 07:17 AM by skip fox


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W. is "thinking": "Wow. Even though I've got to miss it on t.v., I can still listen to the "F-Troop" marathon during my press conference!"
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:12 AM
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1. "Uncle Dick? I can see AND hear you!"
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:16 AM
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2. "Romper Room theme...you guys are alright..." n/m
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:18 AM
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3. I can't see the picture no matter how many times I cut and paste the URL.
Hmmm
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:20 AM
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4. "This is a good song!"
"Wooo-hoooo!"

:dunce:
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:22 AM
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5. This is better than those devices we used in the debates
And people can see them too.
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LionInWinter Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:33 AM
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6. "This is great ...
Now I can re-charge while standing!"
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JackintheGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 08:24 AM
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7. Unkie Dick's dropped my string
Now I can't turn my head.
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Jigarotta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 08:54 AM
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8. heh heh heh, see that bit of black gold comin' outta my ears?
I'm just full of it.

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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 09:47 AM
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9. W. is saying, "Well, heck, I don't care what they're telling me, I'm
Edited on Mon Apr-03-06 10:01 AM by skip fox
going to ignore them for once and tell you straight. I flipped a coin. . . . That's right, tails was 'Not Iraq,' and heads was'Iraq.' Well it came up heads every time, if you don't count those mis-throws which were all tails . . . . So you see, we HAD to go to war, and that's why! . . . . (and aside) Boy, I'm 'being me.' I'll bet Karl loves this speech."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 10:25 AM
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10. W. is saying: "Watch this, guys, I learned to say back whatever I hear
Edited on Mon Apr-03-06 10:30 AM by skip fox
as quick as I hear it. I do it by playing like a taperecorder and not even paying attention to what someone is saying; it's great. I can repeat it right back. Right now they're saying in my ear, 'Look dumbass, don't get off of the freaking script or I'll mash cold packs into your genitals . . . so look at the speech and stop playing your stupid games . . . don't you hear me dick wad? . . . you're going to wish you were never born. . . . NOW, loser.' . . . Wow, how's that guys? Great, huh?"
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 10:46 AM
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11. "Karl just told me I can whack off here and no one will notice."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 11:57 AM
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12. W. is "thinking": "Wow. In my next job I'm going to be a Secret
Service Agent. I got them to lend me a ear-plug so I can practice while being president. After that, well, I always wanted to be a sea captain . . .:
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 01:40 PM
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13. W. is "thinking": "How am I supposed to think with Karl's heavy breathing
in my ear?"
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