Maraya1969
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Mon Apr-03-06 11:20 AM
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I know why the power went down at the capital |
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They didn't pay the electric bill :)
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TomInTib
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Mon Apr-03-06 11:21 AM
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1. I heard Laura's vacuum cleaner tripped a breaker. |
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Mon Apr-03-06 11:54 AM
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8. You are assuming Laura actually did some work... |
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probably one of her guest workers.....:sarcasm: :hi:
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Mon Apr-03-06 12:01 PM
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It was the 220Volt cattle prod she uses to "encourage" the help.
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Mon Apr-03-06 12:26 PM
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"Compassionate Conservatism Encouragement"!!! Works everytime...:sarcasm:
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Mon Apr-03-06 12:40 PM
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12. Well, they DO need a little guidance, you know. |
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It is just not realistic to expect them to walk all the way from Laredo to DC and automatically absorb the finer points of operating a toaster (WonderBread burns SO easily) and to know in just which cabinet the CoffeMate is kept.
I now have this picture of Pickles in red latex wielding a cattle prod with a horse's tail attached, screaming, "I said bring my Zanax, not KLEENEX, perra estupida!"
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Mon Apr-03-06 11:22 AM
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2. Cynthia McKinney, you get away from that circuit breaker! |
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Mon Apr-03-06 11:27 AM
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3. Too much HOT AIR caused the main breaker to trip!!!!! |
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Mon Apr-03-06 11:29 AM
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4. They didn't pay the bill is the best one. |
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Mon Apr-03-06 11:31 AM
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5. Power in the capital is only an illusion |
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Mon Apr-03-06 11:32 AM
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7. the utility is only accepting Euros |
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and they tried to pay with worthless dollars
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Mon Apr-03-06 11:56 AM
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9. They gave up all their power to Bush. |
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Mon Apr-03-06 12:44 PM
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13. Who rules BarterTown? |
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Edited on Mon Apr-03-06 12:45 PM by Beelzebud
MASTER BLASTER! LOL
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