DemInDistress
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Mon Apr-03-06 07:40 PM
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thought I'd never find any humor in 911 but here is a chuckle |
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this from: The Official 9/11 Truth Joke Book
George Bush returns to Booker Elementary School to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have three questions. First, why are you President when Al Gore and John Kerry got more votes? Second, why did you just keep reading that book about pet goats? And third, why was Cheney there holding your hand and the Commissioners weren’t allowed to take notes?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: Question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
"Bobby," he responds.
"And what is your question, Bobby?"
"Actually, I have five questions. Why are you President when Al Gore and John Kerry got more votes? Second, why did you just keep reading that book about pet goats? Third, why was Cheney there holding your hand and the Commissioners weren’t allowed to take notes? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off twenty minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
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Mon Apr-03-06 07:41 PM
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1. "...what the hell happened to Stanley?" |
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OMG... sopken like adults. :rofl:
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Mon Apr-03-06 07:43 PM
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2. !!!!! omfg !!! that is hysterical! |
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Edited on Mon Apr-03-06 07:44 PM by radio4progressives
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Mon Apr-03-06 07:44 PM
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3. ". . . the hell . . . " is about the size of it. |
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The Terrible Truth of War.
Forever.
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Mon Apr-03-06 07:49 PM
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Stanley is in a brush pile on the Crawford pig farm. :rofl: Very good, very good! :applause:
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Mon Apr-03-06 08:02 PM
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6. Nice to see people can finally have a sense of humor about it |
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Edited on Mon Apr-03-06 08:03 PM by sce56
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Mon Apr-03-06 08:36 PM
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8. YES EVERYDAY UNTIL THE TRAITORS ARE FROG MARCHED OUT OF OFFICE |
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