question everything
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Apr-21-06 11:36 PM
Original message |
Bill Maher: President Hu and President Huh? (nt) |
goodboy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-22-06 12:11 AM
Response to Original message |
question everything
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-22-06 12:27 AM
Response to Reply #1 |
2. Hu's on First (oldie but goodie) |
|
We take you now to the Oval Office.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
|
CrazyForKucinich
(676 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-22-06 01:11 AM
Response to Original message |
3. Only funny part of the show was the children singing. |
|
Is there a vid clip of this somewhere?
|
SofaKingLiberal
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-22-06 01:12 AM
Response to Original message |
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Tue May 14th 2024, 02:08 PM
Response to Original message |