Coffee? Joke

[undergroundpanther]

An Indian walks into a Starbucks with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the Barista..

" Some Coffee, Please."

The Barista says, "Sure, Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall grande mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the Barista..


" Some Coffee Please."

The Barista says "Whoa!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and says ..
"I am training for a position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up,
and disappear for the rest of the day.

Good night DU!!

[deepthought42]

1. Wait...is it a tall- or a grande-sized coffee?

Yeah, I know, I'm an addict.


Funny joke though. :rofl:

[itsmesgd]

2. yeah, Native American jokes

what no gay or other ethnic jokes?

[bonito]

3. Another one

man walks into a bar, asking got any nails?

bartender no, this is a bar not a hardware store

next day.. man walks into the bar, ask got any nails?

bartender, no, I told you that yesterday, theres a hardware store down the street.

next day.. man walks into a bar ask got any nails?

bartender, (now pissed) you come in here and ask me that again I'm going to nail you to the floor!

next day.. man walks into the bar, ask got a hammer?

bartender, no, man ask, got any nails?

[William Bloode]

4. As a Native American i am offended!

Not! Thanks for the laugh. :toast:

[Tace]

5. It's Funny -- I Thought He Was An Indian From Asia With A Water Buffalo....

...really! : )

[AnneD]

7. As a soon to be

card carrying Native American MARRIED to an Indian...I found it funny on several levels-and so did hubby.

[eridani]

8. So Indian as in dots is joining up with Indian as in feathers?

Congrats, and a happy life together for you. :party: :toast:

[AnneD]

10. Acutally

More of East meets West (Native American me and my Asian Indian hubby). But thanks for throwing a party anyway. :toast:

[tammywammy]

15. I also thought of South Asian Indian as well

with a water buffalo. :shrug:

[demrabble]

6. Thanks for the Laugh!

I enjoyed your joke very much.

Thanks for the laugh.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. As somebody from Buffalo, I'm offended.

:thumbsdown:

[FourScore]

11. It would be a good joke

if you changed "An Indian walks into a Starbucks..." to "A man walks into a Starbucks..."

I don't really know why specifically an Indian was used in this joke. It makes it degrading to Indians rather than poking fun at the politicians.

[undergroundpanther]

12. I was sent this from one of my indian freinds

She lives on a rez in canada.

[northofdenali]

13. First time I heard the joke, underground, was told by

my sister-in-law, who is Athabascan.

Still got a giggle out of your post - I'd forgotten the joke! :P

[cynatnite]

14. Hey, my hubby is Native American...

I called him and told him. Laughed his ass off. :)