I was really bummed when 7-11 got rid of my local Citgo station a couple of weeks ago so I've been searching around for a cheap gas station ever since.
This morning I was running on fumes and luckily saw a new gas station I didn't recognize. It was festooned with red, white and blue and had American flags all over the place. I had to look twice to make sure it was a gas station.
Sure enough, it was a new gas station and its prices were about 30 cents lower than the Exxon/Mobil The name of the gas station:
LIBERTY !
It was crazy cold, about zero degrees with the wind chill and all the flags were flapping like crazy. I walked inside the mini-mart to pay my bill and I couldn't help chuckling to myself when I realized that WE REALLY ARE IN IRAQ FIGHTING FOR LIBERTY! Liberty Oil. What can be more American?