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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-18-07 10:51 PM
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Jerk of the day award goes to...this fellow:
5-Year-Old In Coma After Hit With Frozen Meat


ELMIRA, N.Y. -- A five-year-old girl from Elmira, New York, is in critical but stable condition after being hit in the head by a piece of frozen meat allegedly thrown by a man arguing with her mother.

Police have arrested 25-year-old Kenneth Groves on charges of assault and reckless endangerment.

They said he was angry because his dinner wasn't ready, opened the freezer and then began randomly throwing food items.

The girl's aunt told the Star-Gazette of Elmira that the child was standing in a different room when she was hit.

http://www.local6.com/spotlight/11048760/detail.html

And people make fun of southerners....
"That'll teach er not to un have mah dinner ready whens I is a hungy"

That guy needs a frozen rack of ribs shoved up his ass then a frozen block of two ton ice drop on him Wile E. Coyote style.
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Cobalt-60 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-18-07 10:54 PM
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1. get him a gross of frozen patties
and deploy him to afghanistan.
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-18-07 11:11 PM
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2. That made me do a spit take
Sad story, I hope she is ok.





but that response was DAMN funny!
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-18-07 11:30 PM
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3. "That guy needs...
...a frozen rack of ribs shoved up his ass then a frozen block of two ton ice drop on him Wile E. Coyote style."

ALL perfectly legal under Patriot Act II and the Military Commissions Act.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-18-07 11:31 PM
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4. jerk o the day?
Libby wants you on his jury, zmyguess

how bout jerk of the decade?
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-18-07 11:39 PM
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5. Oh My God I Hope She's Okay. How Absolutely Horrible.
My thoughts and prayers are with her.
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beyurslf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 01:56 AM
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6. People make fun of the south? ........... Would this even be illegal in the south?
:)


Sorry couldn't resist. J/K ya know. :)
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 02:07 AM
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7. Elmira sound a lot like Elvira.....
But still - no matter what part of the country

STOP HITTING/ HURTING CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WTF is wrong w/ these sick fucks?????:mad: :mad: :mad:
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Reterr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 02:34 AM
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8. "That guy needs a frozen rack of ribs shoved up his ass then a frozen block of ice"
Edited on Mon Feb-19-07 02:35 AM by Reterr
Yay for vigilante justice :eyes:....
I feel the system we have is too "sissy"...we need to return to the lynch mob style "justice" :sarcasm:

I hope the little girl is ok.
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