President Cheney or President Keyes?

[Clintonista2]

Which nightmare would you prefer?

[melody]

1. President Satan n/t

[Clintonista2]

3. Once his term expires in november he won't be able to run again

[melody]

8. This is true, what was I thinking n/t

[TwilightZone]

2. Damn, why don't you just ask us what our favorite type of torture is?

Oh, wait. You did.

[HughMoran]

4. I don't see a choice for "suicide"

Yikes!

[Blue-Jay]

5. You're using up precious bandwidth.

[Clintonista2]

6. Go away Hitler

You're named after the worst bird and the worst baseball team in the world.

[Blue-Jay]

7. zing!

[Clintonista2]

9. thanks

:7

[AndyTiedye]

10. The Next Plane Outahere!

[krispos42]

11. Prime Minister Stephen Harper

I can be there in 4 hours if I pack light...

[Naturyl]

12. This poll is unanswerable.

I couldn't tell you whether I'd prefer to be shot with an AK-47 or a 12 gauge offhand, either.

[Clintonista2]

13. AK-47

[Naturyl]

14. On full-auto?

Sorry, I should have specified that.

[Bicoastal]

15. Choice C--

--me moving to Portugal.

[saltpoint]

16. I love them both too much to bear the thought of choosing just one.

Lovely men. Dutiful servants of God and country. May we sing their praises of the far shores of Paradise!