Star Wars Guide to the Candidates

[Matariki]

Okay - this is pretty funny...


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html

[Bodhi BloodWave]

1. Hehe, great find n/t

[Political Heretic]

2. That was really funny! I loved Hillando! So true!

Not said with venom - I thought it was funny.... the Millenium Falcon was hers to begin with... until she lost it to Bill in a bet! LOL great stuff!

[casus belli]

3. Brilliant! Thanks for the link. n/t

[Bicoastal]

4. Obama is Leia?

Ok, I'm trying to imagine Barack Obama into the bikini Carrie Fischer wore in "Return of the Jedi," but so far I...

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...I think that's enough politics for one night...

[Demeter]

5. I Was Wondering Who Was Jar-Jar Binks!

It all kind of fits--in a dorky, strained, fanfiction out-of-character kind of way...I especially liked J'han Solo, though. Hope he gets the girl, um, Presidency!

[Matariki]

6. think my favorite might be 'Wicket Huckabee'

"Speaking of Endor, that sort of weird foresty place where the Ewoks frolic and enjoy each other's company, right-to-work laws, and a ban on gay marriage, who'd have ever thought Wicket, a Republican true believer in The Force, could ever have risen to lead such a traditionally Democratic tribe? I mean, it's inspirational that he lost 105 pounds (he only weighs about 45 now!) and plays the bass, but can you really imagine introducing him to the UN General Assembly? "Ladies and Gentlemen, President Wicket!" How ridiculous. I don't think so."

[mondo joe]

7. Bravo! Nice flip on the only black and female roles in the movies/campaign.

And JarJar Kucinich was a cute.