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Wed Jan-16-08 06:11 PM
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I'm Confused. Huckabee said God Put HIM Ahead in all the polls |
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Okay, stay with me here. Huckabee a month ago told a crowd that he was doing well in the polls thanks all to God. Someone asked why he was doing so well all of a sudden and Huckabee said it was the same as the loaves and fishes or something tot hat efect.Bottomline, he made his sudden turnaround in the polls as a biblical miracle and he said God chose him.
So, how does he explain McCaine's victory and Romney's? I'm trying to see the world through Huckabee's eyes and would love to ask him this question. How will he spin it? Any idea's on why God as turned his support to Romney now?
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:13 PM
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1. just like a liberal, bringing facts and logic into a debate |
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what kind of spoilsport are you? You must hate God and hate America.
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:13 PM
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2. You'd think that God would have been a more effective campaign manager. I'm |
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disappointed, and more than a little disillusioned.
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:15 PM
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7. To be a fly on the wall when they let that campaign manager go... nt |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:16 PM
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9. And Huckabilly is still alive. Kind of shakes your faith in the Almighty's powers, doesn't it? |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:13 PM
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3. God gave him 3rd place in Michigan too |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:14 PM
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4. It was obviously the Devil who gave NH to McCain. |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:14 PM
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5. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away n/t |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:15 PM
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they won godless liberal states.
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:16 PM
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8. If you read The Book of Job, you would know God is a giant douchebag. |
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Edited on Wed Jan-16-08 06:16 PM by IanDB1
Obviously, God has made a bet with Satan that he can shake Mike Fuckabee's faith by making him lose the election.
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:17 PM
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10. Are you QUESTIONING God's Plan? |
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:wtf:
Ya know he works in mysterious ways'n stuff, right?
Don't worry, Huck's gonna take America back for God any day now. ;-)
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:17 PM
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11. Is the god of Michigan more powerful than the god of Iowa? |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:20 PM
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12. Those whom the Gods would destroy, first they drive mad (nt) |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:21 PM
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13. I think there is more than one God. |
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At least that is what I have been able to deduce from the last eight years of theocracy. I hear one goes by the name Allah, another one sent his followers here from another planet and gave them special underwear. Seems to be a God for sports, too.
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:29 PM
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16. And one for the Grammies as well... |
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Either that, or Jesus is one hell of a producer.
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:37 PM
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19. maybe as many gods as there are people? |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:23 PM
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14. Don't try to see the world through his eyes. |
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You'll just get a headache.
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:29 PM
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15. Celestial clerical error- God had him confused with Applebees™ for a few weeks. |
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Edited on Wed Jan-16-08 06:29 PM by dicksteele
It's all been straightened out now.
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:35 PM
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17. God is smiting Huckabee for being so damn stupid |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:37 PM
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18. It really depends on who's praying the hardest that week. n/t |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:39 PM
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20. Little did Huckleberry know |
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Rove has God on speed dial, and old photos of him with Lucifer in the men's room at the Olive Garden in Heaven.
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:39 PM
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21. Prediction: Fred Phelps will be protesting his campaign appearances by the end of the month. |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:40 PM
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22. "The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways" |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:40 PM
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23. then god realized what he had done |
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Wed Jan-16-08 06:44 PM
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24. He doesn't know God is an atheist. |
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Wed Jan-16-08 07:06 PM
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25. And God is also a great Jewish comedian. I mean let's face it... |
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Some of the best jokes ever in politics, only a great Jewish comedian from the old school could accomplish. Think of God in Georgie Jessel terms. For the kids, you'll have to look him up...lol.
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Wed Jan-16-08 07:12 PM
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26. Mu'ad Huckadib had become the Right Hand of God. |
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...and his word shall carry death eternal to those who stand against the righteous.
We Hillbillies have a saying...
"God created Arkansas to train the faithful."
One cannot go against the word of God.
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Wed Jan-16-08 07:17 PM
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27. Huck will be in the race until he fulfills God's purpose: knocking Romney out of the running... |
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...Then poor Huck will fade away.
But you never know with these Republicans, do you? :eyes:
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Wed Jan-16-08 07:19 PM
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28. God is a flip flopper? |
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Or maybe God is testing him.
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Wed Jan-16-08 07:24 PM
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29. The Great Satan is fucking w him???? |
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