BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE!!!

[PCIntern]

It was nearly the end of the Universe: Tweety was "interviewing" Tucker on Hardball (now there's irony, all the way around)...for a short time, it was possible that if they had touched clammy skin (Tucker) to sandpapery lizard (Tweety), the critical mass for assholedom would have been exceeded and the resultant supernova and associated black hole shrinkage, known at The Terminal Pucker, might have sucked all galactic and extra-galactic matter into it past the Event Horizon!!



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Sorry, I exaggerated somewhat: it might not, repeat might NOT have involved other galaxies.

[Buzz Clik]

1. I felt the tremors today at work.

That would explain it.

[spanone]

2. dumb interviews dumber

[AndyTiedye]

3. I Believe That Such a Critical Mass of Assholedom Would Produce a "Brown Hole"

[PCIntern]

6. I dunno...

ever see A REALLY RUSTY TRUMPET??

[TheCentepedeShoes]

4. It's on in the background

right now. I personally cannot stand His Tweetieness, even less the formerly bow-tied one. Mr 'pede is grumbling at the teevee.

[Ishoutandscream2]

5. Imagine a menage a trois with Beck in the middle

Feel like vomiting now?

[PCIntern]

8. Can you imagine:

"Tucker, we'll use yours tonight!"

[Pacifist Patriot]

7. LOL! Thanks, I needed that.