Cheney looking into new and innovative methods of destroying documents

[ck4829]

David Addington, Cheney's Chief of Staff, says that current methods of getting rid of key documents is not going smoothly enough, the paper shredder is starting to get kind of dull because of all the work he has said.

With only a year left before Cheney is out of office and someone could make his papers public, Cheney's office is looking for the next method of destroying these troublesome papers.

Some ideas being proposed:

Put the documents in Bush's personal stack of books

Create a wormhole to an alternate dimension and toss the documents in there

Paint documents black, shred the painted over documents, burn the shredded remains, and send the ashes to be recycled, where they will then become the business section of the Paris Business Review

[lurky]

1. Maybe he could borrow Chuck Norris from Huckleby.

Chuck has powers, you know.

[hisownpetard]

3. Yeah, with those fluorescent fake choppers he could gnaw his way through a phone book

in two seconds flat.

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. I thought setting the office on fire was fairly novel for a Vice President.

Typically you only see that one used in failed businesses.