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Tue Jan-29-08 10:44 AM
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Freeperisms of the day, courtesy of the "President's Private Army" |
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Found among the comments for an anti-Blackwater video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC8gHQWbatc
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Tue Jan-29-08 10:49 AM
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1. Wasn't Jeff Gannon in the "President's Private Army?" |
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Does the Internet set everybody's spelling skills back to pre-school era, or does that only apply to a "special" sort of person?
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Tue Jan-29-08 11:06 AM
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7. Scientists used to speculate that a million monkeys sitting at a million typewriters |
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would eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this to be false.
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Tue Jan-29-08 10:53 AM
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2. Do these people think in English? |
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They certainly don't communicate in it!
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Tue Jan-29-08 10:59 AM
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3. my favorite line of course is |
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mercs sell loyalty, contracters sell trade skills. What a total BS statement and that is not a differance, its symantecs. jeezus.
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Tue Jan-29-08 10:59 AM
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4. "Jeremy Scahill is a mike meyers wanna bee." |
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Oh, yeah, baby.
Surely he means Michael Moore.
:rofl:
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:00 PM
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13. I was thinking "Halloween"! |
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Tue Jan-29-08 11:00 AM
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but this is unfuckingbelievable. How in the hell can these idiots manage to successfully turn a computer on and get where they want to go?
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Tue Jan-29-08 11:37 AM
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10. their moms help them. |
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:59 PM
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15. There's a reason it's called the WIMP interface. |
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Back in the day there was the command line, then came the WIMP interface (thanks to Xerox) and things have been going downhill since.
-Hoot
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Tue Jan-29-08 11:04 AM
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6. They're just irritable because their knuckles got all scuffed because of excessive dragging. |
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And, their bibs are covered in drool.
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Tue Jan-29-08 11:28 AM
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8. And we wonder how we have gotten where we are! Discouraging |
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to read these comments. Ignorance.
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Tue Jan-29-08 11:32 AM
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if you ever told me there would be americans actively supporting AND defending the use of torture and mercenaries, i would have told you i woke up in a different country
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Tue Jan-29-08 11:40 AM
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12. They are not Americans. They are Republicon Homelanders |
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Massive difference. Republicon Homelanders HATE America and all it stands for: honesty, freedom, democracy, equality, justice, and fiscal conservativism, not to mention actions to keep the air, water and soil clean for our children and grandchildren. Republicon Homelanders hate all that, as they show by their words and actions.
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Tue Jan-29-08 11:39 AM
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11. Announcing the new freeperism... |
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:47 PM
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14. I know this is an unAmerican statement on my part |
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But why do the opinions of these ignorant, stupid, uneducated fucks have the same weight as mine?
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:26 PM
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16. This confirms my doubts about the American educational system...n/t |
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Tue Jan-29-08 02:45 PM
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17. If they're so hard core, why ain't they serving? |
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