Caption this: Bush holding THE CAT IN THE HAT in Africa

[yurbud]

[Warpy]

1. This here book is hard work. You children is real smart

to read it. I like it when Laura reads it to me at bedtime, but it's hard work to read. Real hard work.

[DJ13]

2. good book, but I still like My Pet Goat better

[rurallib]

3. This here book will be in my liberry.

[zabet]

4. "Ooooh, this'un's better than green eggs and ham!"

[notadmblnd]

5. you know... in a way I'm just like that Cat

I show up and make a mess, only I don't have to clean mine up.

[geardaddy]

10. Winner. n/t

[fed-up]

6. can someone please photoshop to "George W Bush Will You Please Go NOW!" by Seuss nt

with pic of book cover, what worked for Nixon may just work for Bush....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_K._Mooney_Will_You_Please_Go_Now!

Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now! (ISBN 0-394-82490-3) is a children's book by Dr. Seuss. Written as a book for early beginning readers, it is suitable for children who can not yet read at the level of more advanced beginning books such as The Cat in the Hat. The book presents in short and funny fashion, Dr. Seuss's nonsensical words, rhymes, and illustrations. The gist of the book is that Marvin K. Mooney is asked to leave in many ways. The title is still in print.

Some have suggested that Dr. Seuss wrote Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now! as a political allegory about Richard Nixon in the aftermath of the Watergate scandal. This is unlikely, as the book was originally published in August, 1972, only two months after the Watergate break-in in June. Suggesting he could have written, illustrated, and published a book in under 2 months in the 1970s is extremely unlikely; moreover, there was no evidence yet to tie the White House to the burglaries.

However, two years later, when Seuss was challenged by political columnist Art Buchwald for never having written a political book, Seuss took a copy of the book and crossed out "Marvin K. Mooney" and wrote in "Richard M. Nixon." Buchwald was so delighted, that with Seuss' consent he printed the text as his column for July 30, 1974. Nixon resigned nine days later on August 8.

Some of Seuss' other work, such as The Butter Battle Book, was clearly political.

[eShirl]

9. k&r!

[sce56]

23. That is a hard one I tried but not big enough to really see

[fed-up]

27. awesome-Is there anyway to use the image of the book Marvin K. in the wiki link?

and altering the title and putting it into the classroom pic?


thanks for sharing your photoshop skills!

[sce56]

26. Is this any better

[sce56]

36. Here is one posted in the shirt thread in case you did not see it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2922823
By troubleinwinter Here's the best he could do



I think he did a great job!

[troubleinwinter]

37. He isn't a he

He isn't a he
He is a she
She isn't a he
She is a she!

He he he!

[sce56]

38. Ooops my bad! Sorry

[troubleinwinter]

39. "It isn't your bad, and it isn't my sad!" said she who's a she.

[catnhatnh]

7. Owwwww!!! Let me Gooooo, you PERVERT!!!!!

OMIGOD the thumbs, the THUMBS!!!!!

[librechik]

8. put that down--it's way above your level!

[AlCzervik]

11. Look at the schnook holding a book.

[spanone]

12. he read the cliff's notes version....

[Rex]

13. Don't quiz me on it, I just picked it up.

I don't read.

[yurbud]

14. you gotta hold the book like this or all the letters'll be upside down...

[sakabatou]

15. This is the second most

complicated book I have ever read. The first being "Pat the Bunny."

[Liberal In Texas]

16. "Collectin' books for my liebarry..." n/t

[gimberly]

17. Kindergarteners polled: Worst Substitute Ever!

[yurbud]

18. that's a good one

[hootinholler]

19. You all know what happened the last time I read a book to a classroom?

:evilgrin:

-Hoot

[roamer65]

20. "Read this book or else I'll bomb your country just like I did Iraq."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. "I did my dissertation on this book."

[MisterP]

22. "affer thish we're readin' 'Lolita' " n/t

[lonestarnot]

24. Get your hands off that cat creepy!

[me b zola]

25. "Heh...

"...Last time there was a cat in my hat thousands of Americans died while I inexplicably read a children's book...are you kiddies feeling that 'ol magic?..."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. "Today we'll read a book about my foreign policy" n/t

[opihimoimoi]

29. Don't laugh.....He is stuck on that Level....he reeks of ignorance/damaged brain...

[malaise]

30. Good fugging grief

He's back in a classroom -duck!!!

[Corgigal]

31. It took him almost 8 years

but it's nice to see he went up a grade level.

[peekaloo]

32. The Ass in the Class as read by the Jerk with a Smirk.

[yurbud]

34. nice

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

33. "Ah gotta tell ya kids, Cat, Thang One and Thang Two are terrarists. Be afraid, be very afraid..."

Insert your own diabolical Shrub cackle...

[LeftishBrit]

35. '"And this mess is so big

And so deep and so tall,
We can not pick it up.
There is no way at all!"

Sums up his effect on the world!