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[NightWatcher]

[DS1]

1. I got two bills. One for each nose pipe

[Catherine Vincent]

2. "Has anybody seen Jeff Gannon around?"

[musette_sf]

3. I HAZ A MONEY

[AlCzervik]

4. 2 of these are worth 75 cent together.

[Rick Myers]

5. Duyba reveals the design for the new US QUARTER!!!

[Cant trust em]

6. After work, Larry Craig and I are going to the Gold Club.

[DAGDA56]

7. She won't come over, Unka Dick...can you fold them

sideways like you do yours?

[burythehatchet]

8. "well, here's the last of my political capital"

[Rick Myers]

9. LMAO!!! n/t

[DrDan]

10. fill 'er up, please . . . .

[lpbk2713]

11. "How about running down to the corner ...

... and picking me up a half pint of cheap wine.?"

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. "Just offerin' my two-cents worth"

[Bluebear]

13. "This is what you'll have left from your stimulus check after filling up your tank."

[sinkingfeeling]

14. "OK folks, this all the money the US Treasury has, and I'm takin' it."

[SeattleGirl]

15. "Pull my finger, and I'll give ya these here dollar bills."

[Ikonoklast]

16. "Some Senator I met in the john gave these to me."

"He said all I had to do was sit there, so I figgered, what the hell, two bucks is two bucks."

[woo me with science]

17. "Lemme... stimulatate you, heh heh." nt

[DearAbby]

18. "Say, where are the zeroes? "

[Perry Logan]

19. "Here's your frickin Constitution."

[madamesilverspurs]

20. I went huntin'

with Cheney, and got me two bucks. heh heh heh heh heh

[Indenturedebtor]

21. And Mrs. Everett told me that 1+1 =2. See in my economy 2 dollars are worth 1 hehehe.

Who's the Decider now Mrs. Everett!

[alfredo]

22. this is the last two dollars left in the US treasury, one

will go to Halliburton, the other to Blackwater.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

23. hey, my mom is on the one dollar bill!

[DearAbby]

24. Okay...I'm willing to pay

the first person, who pops the boil on my ass. Whaddya say?

[Faux pas]

25. Here, go buy that heart medication you've been aneedin'.

[mitchum]

26. "I waste a lot of coke with 'em like this, but that's okay...I'm rich!"

[Elidor]

27. "Here's two dollars: go put some food on your family."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. "First I waved these at him, then I kicked his cardboard house over."