Behind the Codpiece: The Secret to Bush's Manliness

[krispos42]

Most of us thought that the thought of continuous war and billions of barrels of oil was what raised his periscope and gave pResident Bush the stuffed codpiece on May 1, 2003. Laura's response was a short, sharp bark of laugher.

Some thought it was perhaps a permanent disfigurement caused by having Cheney's hand rammed up his ass for years. But Cheney's hand goes up to Bush's mouth, not his codpiece area.

A few thought it was an air bladder, part of the g-suit we was stuffed into. However, none of the real pilots have a corresponding bulge.

But no, the truth is that, like many thousands of pickup-driving Americans, he found himself "wanting" in that department, and turned to an 'accessory' to help himself out. We can only assume that he somehow got "dangle from your shiny trailer hitch" confused with "dangle from your happy trail, bitch".




Happy Commander Codpiece Day!

(Belated, yeah, I fell asleep on Thursday and forgot about it until just now. Sue me.) :-)

[Wiley50]

1. Of course, in Boston, you can order a cod piece and get scrod n/t

[bobbolink]

2. I really don't wanna look there.

REally.

:puke:

[krispos42]

4. Imagine the poor petty officer...

... that had to get him dressed.

:-(

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. I'm sure he got a ruler out and started measuring the others guys in flight suits

just to make sure his codpiece looked longer than what they had in their pants. He probably even instructed his staff to find him a prop of a certain length to stuff in there. It's the same idea as Bush getting a chair so he's taller than the guy he's standing next to on a podium or Bush trying to go through a doorway ahead of Bill Clinton.