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Mon May-05-08 12:19 PM
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Suggestions for attractions at Disneyland in Baghdad? |
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The "Find the WMDs" maze - A long maze that ends up in a dead end
The "turning the corner" ride - A mystery tunnel that consists of four left turns
The Amazing Liberation Raft Ride - Depart from the time of Saddam with death and misery, and end up in the time of Maliki and US occupation with death and misery, but at least they're liberated, right?
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Mon May-05-08 12:21 PM
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Mon May-05-08 12:22 PM
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2. the dick cheney shooting gallery |
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- The "Just six more months" roller coaster ride.
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Mon May-05-08 12:23 PM
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3. "The Stratergy".....no exit plans upon entering |
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Mon May-05-08 12:25 PM
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4. Neocons of the Persian Gulf (as opposed to Pirates of the Caribbean).... |
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.... Imagine animatronic Bush and Cheney figures chasing barrels of oil around.
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Mon May-05-08 02:46 PM
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Mon May-05-08 12:29 PM
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Where you can play video games and wipe out the occupiers in your neighborhood.
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Mon May-05-08 12:33 PM
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6. A good old fashioned "freak show" |
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Wolfie licking his comb, Perle simply staring his creepy stare, Cheney endlessly barking "go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself.", William Kristol babbling naively deadly predictions, Chimpy falling down drunk yelling "Fuck Saddam", and on and on.
Bush, Inc. is one big freak show!
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Mon May-05-08 12:50 PM
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7. "The Surge" roller coaster |
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It works for about two days then it stops working, but the ride is continually reported to be working.
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Mon May-05-08 12:56 PM
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Edited on Mon May-05-08 01:02 PM by aint_no_life_nowhere
Where they pay Arab guys to throw flowers and candy at the neocon tourists who walk through a bombed out wasteland, so that neocons can have at least one pathetic taste of victory as they are charged exhorbitant prices for their orgasm. After that, they can go to Abu Ghraib Land and construct butt pyramids to renew their spent ardor.
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Mon May-05-08 01:02 PM
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13. The neocons already paid "the arab guys" lots of money, but it didn't work like that |
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I think they've given up the idea that anyone will be singing their praises or throwing flowers. Now they just pretend they never said any such thing and blame the mess on someone else.
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Mon May-05-08 12:58 PM
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9. Don't forget the delicious array of food and drink |
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You can have the liquid pollutant of your choice served up lukewarm in a dirty glass at the KBR Pavilion, taken directly from the Tigris River.
Talk about exotic!
Heavy metals, human fecal matter, coliform bacteria, and agricultural pesticide and fertilizer runoff all served in the same glass for only $42.00 a pop!
All subsidized by YOU, the American taxpayer!
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Mon May-05-08 01:00 PM
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10. And don't forget the plastic turkey - mmmmm! |
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Mon May-05-08 01:00 PM
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Sorry couldn't help myself :hide:
How about "100 years" - a virtual trip into McCains Iraq
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Mon May-05-08 01:01 PM
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12. How about "Pirates Of The Straits Of Hormuz"? |
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Maybe a cutout figure saying "You must be as tall as Moqtada to go on this ride!"
Or maybe a Halliburton Maze - visitors wander about, do little or nothing, but are then rewarded with large bags of dollars that fall on their heads from special trapdoors in the ceiling.
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Mon May-05-08 01:02 PM
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14. Three seperate (but equal) "It's an Ethnically Cleansed World" rides. nm |
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Mon May-05-08 01:07 PM
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15. Uncle Dick's Shooting Gallery |
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Lawyers pay no admission.
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Mon May-05-08 01:09 PM
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16. The Fallujah Flamer...Get on this spectacular ride that will take you through a miniature version of |
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Edited on Mon May-05-08 01:10 PM by OmmmSweetOmmm
Fallujah! Watch women and children burning to death from White Phospherous! All Aboard!!!!
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Mon May-05-08 01:11 PM
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17. The "Honey, I Shrunk the Population" 3D experience. nm |
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Mon May-05-08 01:12 PM
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18. AKA, "It's a Small World After All" nt |
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Mon May-05-08 01:14 PM
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20. The Mad Hatter's IED Party. nm |
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Mon May-05-08 01:21 PM
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23. "Mister Toad's Wild Ride to the Airport" nm |
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Mon May-05-08 01:12 PM
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19. Baghdad Bumper Cars....don't hit those IED's!!! |
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Mon May-05-08 01:19 PM
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Mon May-05-08 01:20 PM
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22. Even the showers can provide quite a thrill. |
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Mon May-05-08 01:24 PM
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Mon May-05-08 01:45 PM
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25. Abu Ghraib Chamber of Horrors |
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You get to pick out the prisoner of your choice, and torment them any way you see fit, sexually, mentally, physically!
Sodomy, waterboarding, stress positions, electrocution, sleep deprivation, you get to choose! Great fun for the whole family!
And we have a dead prisoner guarantee, if they don't last at least an hour, you get another one to torture or your money back!
And free 'tips' from 'civilian advisors' on how to make it last longer!
Just think, the screams, the begging, the feeling of absolute power over another human being!
Dick Cheney personally signs off on each session, so no worries about any legal 'stuff'.
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Mon May-05-08 01:47 PM
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26. John McCain Land - the ride lasts 100 years |
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or you could name it "Tomorrow After Tomorrow After Tomorrow Land".
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Mon May-05-08 01:52 PM
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27. The light at the end of the tunnel is in your rear view mirror ride. |
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...and the ticket for this ride only costs 9 billion a month!
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Mon May-05-08 01:54 PM
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28. "Pirates of the Arab Region" |
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Mon May-05-08 02:14 PM
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29. I can just imagine what the Iraqi version of "The Whip" is like. |
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I'll bet it's a real life-altering experience.
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Mon May-05-08 02:21 PM
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30. Waterboard land. (nt) |
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Mon May-05-08 02:22 PM
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31. The Hall of Impeached Presidents /nt |
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Mon May-05-08 02:24 PM
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32. "Bottomless Pit Jump" |
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As you stand at the edge of this big deep hole and wonder How far down is the bottom? and Is there a way to get back out once you're in?, a neocon pushes you in
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Mon May-05-08 02:31 PM
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33. "Are you brave enough to ride... |
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Mon May-05-08 02:36 PM
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34. The Wonderful World of Oil |
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Tour a futuristic Hall of Oil in an up-armored Humvee! See computerized simulations of the $22 trillion dollars Iraq's oil resource is currently worth (and counting!). Watch your own bank account shrink over time as the price of oil rises. Enjoy an imaginative 3-d film rendition of a future world in which only the very rich can enjoy the benefits of oil. Visit Mickey's Shrine to the Fallen, the thousands of brave American heroes who gave their lives so the U.S. could ensure its access to all that fabulous Iraqi oil! Admission is free, but visitors will be required to pay the current price (in dollars, dammit!) of a barrel of oil to get out.
Abu Ghraibland
Torture real Iraqi prisoners, including women and children! Plenty of "terrorists" to beat, kick, stomp, waterboard and sodomize! High-spirited, all-American fun!
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Mon May-05-08 02:38 PM
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35. Don't forget the restrooms.. |
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Mon May-05-08 02:40 PM
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36. The War Rationale Rollercoaster! Twists! Turns! Loop d'Loops! Oh My! |
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Mon May-05-08 02:42 PM
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37. The Contract Money Grab! |
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You can dress up in a Halliburton uniform and stand in a plexiglass booth and grab as many 1 millions dollar bills as you can before liberal America-haters end the war.
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Mon May-05-08 02:44 PM
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38. DEAD ENDERS Haunted House. |
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Last Throws roller coaster.
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Mon May-05-08 07:37 PM
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Any Haunted House has to have an animatronic Richard Perle lurking in the shadows |
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He's so kooky and spooky.
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Mon May-05-08 02:44 PM
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39. The Flowers and Candy Dodge! |
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Mon May-05-08 03:33 PM
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41. The George W. Bush Flight Simulator! |
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It's like Star Tours, only you don't actually do any flying, even simulated flying, but you do get to dress up in a cool flight suit with socks stuffed down the crotch and proclaim yourself conquerer of all.
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Mon May-05-08 07:29 PM
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42. Carnival games - "Guess which glass of water is not tainted?" |
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The prize? Why, bottled water, of course! :D
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Mon May-05-08 07:37 PM
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Mon May-05-08 07:42 PM
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44. Hourly Saddam hanging re-enactments. |
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Mon May-05-08 07:50 PM
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45. The Torturer's Apprentice n/t |
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Mon May-05-08 10:03 PM
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46. Archaeological Treasure Smash |
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Destroy ancient relics from the dawn of civilization!
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Tue May-06-08 12:08 AM
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Tue May-06-08 12:14 AM
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Be the first one to survive!
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Tue May-06-08 12:38 AM
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49. Spectacular fireworks every night delivered by Apache helicopter |
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Tue May-06-08 03:23 AM
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50. the Endless Star Tours of Duty |
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the riders are repeatedly "stop-loss"ed until they throw up or suffer debilitating injury.
Captain OIL -- with 3-D glasses! Dick Cheney dresses up like Michael Jackson and thrills the audience with a 3-D movie where he dances and saves the day.
the New People Mover, now using gas-powered lawnmower engines!
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