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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:25 PM
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I just called my wife to let her know that our marriage has been undermined!
particularly so since I proposed to her in California. :rofl:



Congratulations California!!!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:27 PM
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1. Brittney Spears is upset, the sanctity of her marriages is now threatened :)
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:27 PM
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2. OMG, I've had a lot of business trips to Caliornia...
...am I gay now?

Should I go ahead and break the news to my wife?

:shrug:
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:28 PM
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3. Shit! Husband and I were married in California, too!
:rofl:
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sagetea Donating Member (471 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:28 PM
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4. so...
I take it that they voted?
well crap I've been reading other posts, I'm gonna go look!!
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sagetea Donating Member (471 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:30 PM
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6. Yup!!!
I just went and read something not bashing Hill or Obama!!
Thank You California!!!
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:33 PM
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8. Didn't you feel the Earth shake as all our heterosexual marriages lost their sanctity?
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:29 PM
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5. MrUP is from CA.
He is somewhat effeminate and I, of course, am uppity. OMG! Our marriage is in peril!

Congrats CA!
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:31 PM
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7. Goddamnit. That gay thing is gonna spread across Amurica now.
Me and the Missus better renew our vows to make sure we is still married.
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griffi94 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:40 PM
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9. my wife went to law school in ca
is this going to effect our marriage, and if so can it be turned to my advantage.
woo hoo to california
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leftofcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:49 PM
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10. I was born in CA. I bet my birth has been undermined too
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:50 PM
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11. It has, it has. We're not sure it happened now.
:)
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:51 PM
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13. Damned Activist Judges
Now we're not even sure if some of us exist.
THe Professor
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:53 PM
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14. Can I get a toaster?
:D
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:50 PM
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12. I got married in Minnesota, but now I live in California
I guess I should feel worried.
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leftofcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:56 PM
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15. Oh yea, a couple of boys might be kissing right on your block
Kudos to CA
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:18 PM
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17. I can never kiss my husband again.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:58 PM
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16. Someone oughta create a web site
where fundies can get their de-sanctified murr'ges re-sanctified.



Maybe they could download coupons for Jesus Points or somethin'.



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emperor124 Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:46 PM
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18. Jesus Points
:rofl: That has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day. Props
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Nikki Stone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:48 PM
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19. OK, THAT is great idea for some enterprising entrepreneur.
Gosh, we should set that up!
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Bigmack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:50 PM
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20. There is only one way to preserve heterosexual marriage!
All us married folk need to have as much sex as possible in order to cement and fortify the sacred bonds of marriage.

I'm volunteering to do my part.

It's a tough job, but somebody has to reinforce traditional marriage.

Oh... you say that marriage is more than just what you do in the bedroom (or living room, or kitchen, or ...)?

Yeah... I guess you are right. It's about love and commitment and valuing bonds between people.
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Geoff R. Casavant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:29 PM
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21. Mine was undermined years ago . . . I live in Texas
Our legislature was so fired up to make gay marriage illegal, they didn't proofread well and accidentally made all marriage illegal.
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