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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:29 AM Original message |
Should I negotiate with my neighbor about his brat kids, or should I just kill him? |
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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:37 AM Response to Original message |
1. I'd photocopy a gun permit, send it to the parents |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:38 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. The damn liberals won't fund the police. |
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Epiphany4z (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:41 AM Response to Original message |
3. as the mother of 5 |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:43 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Like when Chamberlain appeased Hitler? We all know how that turned out |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:45 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Kansas lost in the 1957 finals to UNC |
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Epiphany4z (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:47 AM Response to Reply #4 |
7. lmao |
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Jack Rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 10:35 AM Response to Reply #4 |
90. OK, what did Chamberlain do wrong in 1938? |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 11:28 AM Response to Reply #90 |
94. UH!!!! |
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Jack Rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:02 PM Response to Reply #94 |
97. No. |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:45 AM Response to Original message |
6. Although there is merit to both plans... |
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Epiphany4z (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:50 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. If your after reimbursement |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:16 AM Original message |
Perhaps you are right...I was projecting myself as the parant... |
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Jacobin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:48 AM Response to Original message |
8. I'd just nuke his house. You can't talk to terraists |
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Junkdrawer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:52 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Yep. A little Shock and Awe could rebuild the entire neighborhood. |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:55 AM Response to Reply #12 |
17. My other neighbor nuked the house next door, hasn't been attacked in years. |
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Posteritatis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 08:59 AM Response to Reply #17 |
89. Hee. (nt) |
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eilen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:51 AM Response to Original message |
10. Sell gun, buy fence. |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:53 AM Response to Reply #10 |
16. I put up a ten foot fence, they used a twelve foot ladder. |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:51 AM Response to Original message |
11. Sounds familiar... Hmmmmmmm..... |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:52 AM Response to Original message |
13. while funny...i would have to say |
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keep_it_real (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:52 AM Response to Original message |
14. Why not just put up a fence? |
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timtom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:30 PM Response to Reply #14 |
78. Why not bulldoze the neighbor's house |
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izzie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:53 AM Response to Original message |
15. I do not think you can talk to him UNLESS he thinks just like you. |
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WV_Biker (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:59 AM Response to Original message |
18. Gotta shoot 'em |
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FourScore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 09:26 AM Response to Reply #18 |
57. Exactly! And welcome to DU jhigley! |
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Gato Moteado (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:00 AM Response to Original message |
19. it's amazing how many DUers took this story literally |
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frogcycle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:19 AM Response to Reply #19 |
26. yeah really |
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FourScore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 09:12 AM Response to Reply #19 |
54. I'm pretty surprised at that myself. n/t |
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Ishoutandscream2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 01:21 PM Response to Reply #19 |
62. Isn't it, though? |
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Mira (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:02 AM Response to Original message |
20. What good has discussing problems ever done? Just blow up their house. |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:03 AM Response to Original message |
21. No, silly. You and your neighbor go to a third neighbor's house and fight there. |
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brokensymmetry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:05 AM Response to Original message |
22. Cameras, first. Then... |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:08 AM Response to Original message |
23. Does your neighbor have any oil wells you can steal? |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:12 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. I'll sell all their stuff to pay for the bullets, & I'll occupy their former house. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:25 AM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Heil Dumbya! |
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DrDan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:16 AM Response to Original message |
25. start with the neighbor, obviously |
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FourScore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:24 AM Response to Original message |
27. First you should build a "coalition of the willing" with your other neighbors. |
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riderinthestorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 09:15 AM Response to Reply #27 |
56. Don't forget Poland! |
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stray cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:26 AM Response to Original message |
29. Pre-emptive strike - kill the entire family and all your neighbors |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:31 AM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Good plan... |
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FourScore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:43 AM Response to Reply #29 |
36. There ya' go! n/t |
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ThomWV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:27 AM Response to Original message |
30. Call him up and tell him to keep is fuckin' kids off your property |
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DU GrovelBot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:31 AM Response to Original message |
32. ## DON'T DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ## |
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auntAgonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:16 PM Response to Reply #32 |
84. Best Answer YET!!! Duzy worthy! |
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frickaline (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:34 AM Response to Original message |
33. Here's a few ideas |
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islandmkl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:38 AM Response to Original message |
34. go get yourself some old refrigerators with the handle-type doors and put them in your backyard... |
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FourScore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:41 AM Response to Original message |
35. Perhaps you should become President of the HOA -- reform some rules and covenants. |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:58 AM Response to Reply #35 |
40. Oh yeah the nazism of home ownership. Nice. |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:46 AM Response to Original message |
37. Do the American thing |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:52 AM Response to Original message |
38. Have you tried the "Duct Tape and Plastic Wrap?" |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:54 AM Response to Reply #38 |
39. They have slingshots of mass destruction, if I could only find them... |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:12 AM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Be kind and forgive them, for they know not what they do... |
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Time for change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:00 AM Response to Original message |
41. Dear All appeased out in Idaho: |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:15 AM Response to Original message |
43. Get His Weapons of Mass Destruction Program Planning Activities /nt |
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formercia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:18 AM Response to Original message |
44. Minors are untouchable and they know it. |
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nichomachus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:18 AM Response to Original message |
45. You could also just pay him not to bother you |
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lutefisk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 11:46 AM Response to Reply #45 |
95. Good idea. Just get large cash advances on all your family's and friends' credit cards! |
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IronLionZion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:22 AM Response to Original message |
46. Anything less than pure annhilation would be spineless appeasement. |
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coriolis (691 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:35 AM Response to Original message |
47. Get a board, and some water... |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:42 AM Response to Original message |
48. It's wrong to even JOKE about shooting him because his kids are brats. |
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Lochloosa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:47 AM Response to Original message |
49. Get a bigger dog. |
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Breeze54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
50. Have a friendly discussion with Dad & Mom... |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
51. "I'm losing patience with my neighbours" |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
52. headshots for them all... |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 11:28 AM Response to Reply #52 |
58. Don't deny me the pleasure of torturing them for info |
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End Of The Road (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
53. To echo an earlier response, do the AMERICAN thing, and... |
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FourScore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 09:14 AM Response to Reply #53 |
55. Ummm ...I wouldn't take this thread quite so literally if I were you. |
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Dogtown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
59. Fight him over THERE |
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ismnotwasm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
60. Do the "Kill them all and let God sort them out" thing |
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halliburtonsux (185 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
61. Terrorizing animals? I vote Murder 1. |
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siligut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
63. Don’t kill him. |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
64. I really don't think trying to murder your neighbors is the right thing to do |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 02:10 PM Response to Reply #64 |
69. Good point. Would you agree that anyone who reacts by killing the neighbor is probably psycho? |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 03:18 PM Response to Reply #69 |
72. I don't think countries have anything to do with it |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:13 PM Response to Reply #72 |
83. Reread the OP. It's a metaphor for the U.S. position against Iran. |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 06:59 PM Response to Reply #83 |
85. Maybe a metaphor for being a jerk |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 09:43 PM Response to Reply #85 |
86. I agree. It's not a good solution to murder somebody just because their kids are acting up. |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 06:18 AM Response to Reply #86 |
88. iraq has nothing to do with it! |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 10:52 AM Response to Reply #88 |
91. That's what Bush says. |
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Spike89 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
65. I've got my eye on you now |
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Ghost Dog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
66. History appears to tell us that just, you know, 'talking to the neighbors' |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
67. He should be waterboarded and sooner rather than later. |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
68. between you and Bluebear |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
70. I'd just call the police. They get paid to negotiate, I don't. |
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John Kerry VonErich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
71. Does your state have the "Castle Doctrine"? |
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
73. I've decided to turn his home into an embassy until at least 2013 |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:03 PM Response to Reply #73 |
76. I hope you're not going to spend too much on the conversion |
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anonymous171 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
74. How about you build a wall around your entire house? |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
75. I know it's Idaho and shooting is a sacrament, but really |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
77. Go to the house across the street |
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galledgoblin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
79. The Most Awful Family Award, 1974 |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
80. Dig a moat and fill it with sharks then Ask the next door kids if they'd like to .... |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
81. Dear Bothered, |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
82. Three words, simplistic, and yet so effective... |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
87. If the kids are like that, it's safe to assume that the parents aren't gonna do shit... |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
92. Two words: |
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lutefisk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
93. Leave that neighbor alone. Go in big and heavy against the couple down the street. |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
96. Kill the elderly couple across the street instead. |
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