I Drove My Hummer To Walmart To Buy A Case Of Coke

[lame54]

and ran over four baby seals on the way.
I'm such a dick.

[skooooo]

1. wow where do you live??

[rubberducky]

2. Anything for a laugh,huh?

[hlthe2b]

3. How was your gas mileage for that 2 block drive?

Take out any pedestrians on the way? Come on, you can be more disgusting than going for the baby seals, surely.... :sarcasm:

[ColbertWatcher]

23. He lives across the street! n/t

[polmaven]

25. I sure hope he/she has gotten that $600

so that Hummer can get 1/2 tank of gas!

[panader0]

4. Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus while you're at it............

[marylanddem]

5. you think this is funny?

[hlthe2b]

7. It is Lounge fare, for sure....

[rurallib]

6. Have your son as the rear gunner?

[TomInTib]

8. I hope you didn't leave any tire tracks on the pelts.

Really fucks with the price of 'em.

I usually try to just clip them on the head.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

9. You hear the one about

the baby seal who walked into a club?

[nichomachus]

10. Good for you -- now everyone knows

[Wiley50]

11. Conservationist! You shoulda gone to Seven Eleven for a 12 ounce can

and a slacker for not making your baby seal quota

[AlCzervik]

12. ewww, coke?

[riverdeep]

13. Americans consume more soft drinks than anything else.

Almost 30 percent in 2005.

" * Carbonated Soft Drinks 28.3%
* Bottled Water 10.7%
* Milk 10.9%
* Coffee 9.0%
* Beer 11.7%
* Fruit Beverages 4.7% *
* Sports Drinks 2.3%
* Tea 3.8%
* Wine 1.2%
* Distilled Spirits 0.7%
* All Others 15.3% **

* Includes fruit beverages and fruit drinks; excludes powdered fruit drinks and vegetable juices.

** All Others includes tap water, vegetable juice, powders and miscellaneous drinks."

http://www.ameribev.org/all-about-beverage-products-manufacturing-marketing--consumption/what-america-drinks/index.aspx

[Indenturedebtor]

14. And the disturbing thing is...

I represent about 5% of total cofffee consumption, and about 4% of the beer number....

[JackRiddler]

15. Get out of here. Propaganda.

It's not that bad. You're linking to a beverage industry site.

Tap water is more like 30 percent on its own, though the rest probably breaks up like this. Disgusting.

[riverdeep]

16. Huh?

That's the first time I've been accused of being in the tank for Big Beverage. I don't have any dog here, if you can find credible statistics showing something else, that's fine by me.

[JackRiddler]

19. Who said you're endorsing Big Beverage?

Relax, we can be friends.

The site is theirs and the stats fail my personal smell test. That's all. Nothing I'll take to court, you understand, since I don't have a study to counter at hand, but they're inherently suspect.

[riverdeep]

21. No prob. n/t

[Initech]

17. I drove my Bentley down my really long driveway to get the newspaper and drove back.

[ColbertWatcher]

24. You drove yourself? Loser.

Maybe if you had the chauffeur drive you, you'd be allowed on this thread.

[Arugula Latte]

18. Singin' bye, bye, Miss American Pie

[beevul]

20. Yeah, but were you legally carrying a concealed weapon? N/T

[pinto]

22. Back in the day, my coke was delivered. No animals were harmed.

Well, except me.

:think:

[lonestarnot]

26. and you drank a 6 pack and threw the cans out the window on the way home?

[lame54]

28. yes, and i hit a couple orphans...

what can i say? - I'm a good shot

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. Is this a new C&W song?