Larry Craig to give blow by blow account of this past year in a memoir

[npincus]

Get it?
A "blow by blow" account? :rofl:

Do you think they'll make it ino a movie?



http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/5806519.html

"There will be a bit of what's happened in the last year and the way it evolved," Craig said. "I think that's important for Idaho and those outside Idaho who are interested to know."

[electropop]

1. His seat is open in this election - actually the whole stall is open.

;-)

[madinmaryland]

2. He's tapping it out on his computer as we speak!!1!!

:rofl:

[ProgressiveFool]

5. ewww, I'll bet all the keys are sticking together /nt

[rocktivity]

TRANSLATION: "I'm broke, so I'd better follow Scott McClellan's lead

and cash in while I can."

:eyes:
rocknation

[nichomachus]

3. Larry is just a sucker for the truth

[demnan]

4. Thanks for the chuckle

:rofl:

[npincus]

11. here's a riddle: Q: Why is Larry Craig running for senator of Alabama next?

A: Because he loves their state bird: The Golden Winged Woodpecker.

[Dr.Phool]

6. What's that loud sucking sound?

Oh. It's a flushing sound.

[rurallib]

7. Larry is going down!

[npincus]

8. I hear Larry Craig loves sushi... his favortie:

blowfish!

[NV Whino]

9. Please, noooooooo.

[npincus]

13. I hear the Braille version is going to be a pop-up book.

:rofl:

[npincus]

10. Did you hear? Larry Craig has joined the Audobon Society...

he's fighting for woodpeckers everywhere!

:rofl:

Oh, come on. You laughed.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. He knows that if he loses his present gig he can go right to work

as a lobbyist for Roto Rooter.