What should be the title to Larry Craig's upcoming book?

[Ian_rd]

What should be the title to Larry Craig's upcoming book?

I think it should be:

Goddamnit, I'm Not Gay! Shut Up! No I'm not! Don't You Bring That Up! Don't Do It! Shut Up!
The story of a straight Christian and his persecution at the hands of the oppressive liberal homosexual establishment

[sinkingfeeling]

1. "The Wide Stance"?

[Ian David]

2. "Let Me Be Clear." n/t

[nichomachus]

3. I'm a sucker for Democracy n/t

[flor de jasmim]

4. "Tiptoe, through the tulips" came first to mind.

[malaise]

5. Toilet Tales n/t

[EOTE]

6. "And I Never WILL Be Gay! So Stop Asking!"

Or perhaps: "One Straight Man's Struggle to Escape the Minneapolis Airport Sodomy-Free"

[ret5hd]

7. Whatever the title, shouldn't it be spelled out in morse code?

[bjorkfan]

8. "I'm Taking Amtrak" or "No More Tap Shoes"

[hisownpetard]

9. "One Tap, Two Taps, Three Taps, Badge."

[Lerkfish]

10. Stalls Wide Shut?

[DB1]

11. " My Life In the Water Closet "

[T Monk]

12. 'i was taking a shit'

[L0oniX]

13. "Here I sit broken hearted, tried to sh*t but only f*rted".

[L0oniX]

14. "All your stalls R belong us"

[Jack Rabbit]

15. "Stretch"

[LSK]

16. Tales from MSP

[Ghost in the Machine]

17. Tales of a Toe Tapping Toilet Troll

[opihimoimoi]

19. Hilarious....

[mainer]

18. The Insider's Guide to America's Public Restrooms

With ratings.

[opihimoimoi]

20. Clever.....

:toast:

[Canuckistanian]

21. "Straddling Glory"

You had to be there at the time.

[Bigleaf]

22. Taps 2, not what you think

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

23. I'm No Bobblefoot Doll!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Larry-Craig-Bobblefoot-Doll-Saints-CNN-Wonkette_W0QQitemZ260244585771QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item260244585771&_trkparms=72%3A552%7C39%3A1%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

[Swamp Rat]

24. "Debauchery: Sex in an Airport Bathroom"

[brook]

25. Widely I Stand. n/t

[Snotcicles]

26. Busted by a Glory Hole Mole. nt

[spanone]

27. 'Taps'

[jazzjunkysue]

28. "Dropping The Other Shoe"

[Riddler]

29. My Day In The Barrel

[jazzjunkysue]

30. "Save The Last Stance For Me."

This really is too easy.

[cephalexin]

31. Maybe Dick

:D

[ZombieHorde]

32. Republican views towards homosexuality are wrong and psychologically unhealthy.

One mans struggle with a darkly oppressive ideology.

[BigAnth]

33. Larry Craig, isn't he like, um.., er.., aah....GAY?!?!?!?!? eom

[damntexdem]

34. Flushed Without Success.

The Closets of Hinnepin County.

[Initech]

35. Uncle Larry's Bathroom Reader