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Liberal_in_LA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:13 AM Original message |
freeper's prayer |
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givemebackmycountry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:15 AM Response to Original message |
1. That this country be protected from outside elements that wish harm upon us |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:16 AM Response to Original message |
2. more proof they are mentally ill |
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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 02:25 AM Response to Reply #2 |
31. agree. n/t |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:17 AM Response to Original message |
3. "Lord, keep my supply of Cheetos and Internet porn bountiful. Amen." |
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vanderBeth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:18 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. ! |
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Pithy (165 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:51 AM Response to Reply #3 |
26. lmao! |
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Raine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 03:13 AM Response to Reply #3 |
37. LOL ... I can picture them now |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
5. Black people make the baby Jesus cry. |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
6. Like Jesus wrote it himself. |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:19 AM Response to Original message |
7. "you touch the hearts of these voters that they may vote according to your will" |
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Crunchy Frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:39 AM Response to Reply #7 |
19. "as I understand it." |
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Naturyl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:19 AM Response to Original message |
8. Didn't Jesus instruct his followers to pray privately? |
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Veritas_et_Aequitas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:25 AM Response to Reply #8 |
14. Ideally, yes. |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:20 AM Response to Original message |
9. Approaching this maturely, all I have to say is neener neener neener. Oh yes,... |
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silverojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:20 AM Response to Original message |
10. Ever notice how the people who are against abortion... |
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deepthought42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
11. Sorry. The Flying Spaghetti monster |
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Veritas_et_Aequitas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:23 AM Response to Original message |
12. Lord, protect us from those who would hide in the shadows of ignorance rather than face truth, |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:23 AM Response to Original message |
13. The author(s) of that prayer left out poor ol' Gee Dubya! |
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Indenturedebtor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:25 AM Response to Original message |
15. Jesus was a Pinko Commie Librul NEENER NEENER NEENER |
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RedCappedBandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:28 AM Response to Original message |
16. LOL |
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blue sky at night (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:31 AM Response to Original message |
17. thier use of the language..... |
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TygrBright (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:38 AM Response to Original message |
18. Uh-oh. We're screwn. When God hears this, She's gonna facepalm, "What was I thinking!?" |
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Crunchy Frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:40 AM Response to Original message |
20. I'm really looking forward to being able to gloat soon. |
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AlexinVA (54 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:43 AM Response to Original message |
21. They all should read their Bibles more... |
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renate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 02:44 AM Response to Reply #21 |
33. welcome to DU! |
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Suji to Seoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 05:17 AM Response to Reply #21 |
40. Stop assuming pricks like Freepers know how to read. |
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Union Thug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
22. Lurking Evil. I guess I'm supposed to be frightened. That was th cue, right? |
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lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:49 AM Response to Original message |
23. WWJD? |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:50 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Shouldn't it be HWJV? n/t |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:50 AM Response to Original message |
24. Thank you for posting this ... |
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:52 AM Response to Original message |
27. The abridged version: |
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Old and In the Way (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:53 AM Response to Original message |
28. I'm so sick of these self-righteous morons. |
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Pithy (165 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 01:54 AM Response to Original message |
29. Heh! |
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enuegii (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 02:06 AM Response to Original message |
30. I come to you Lord God that you touch the hearts of these voters... |
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pinniped (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 02:43 AM Response to Original message |
32. I thou have bin tuched and halve scene the lite and will vote acordinglee. |
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chalky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 02:52 AM Response to Original message |
34. "...that choice is crystal clear, that of Senator John McCain along with Governor Sarah Palin." |
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Dems4me (273 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 02:53 AM Response to Original message |
35. As a long time Christian, that seriously offends me. REPUBLICANS -Christians are supposed to follow |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 02:55 AM Response to Original message |
36. "that they may vote according to your will as I understand it." |
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Dem2theMax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 04:24 AM Response to Original message |
38. Awww, just look at the way they talk about THEMSELVES; |
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TheKentuckian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 04:59 AM Response to Original message |
39. It would help if they would worry about being on God's side |
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Suji to Seoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 05:18 AM Response to Original message |
41. Don't worry, Freeptard. . .God may just foresake you for real Christians. |
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Luna_C_06 (183 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 06:08 AM Response to Original message |
42. Are these the same people who believe |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 06:13 AM Response to Original message |
43. Lord, here's Your Will as I see it. |
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bowens43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 06:14 AM Response to Original message |
44. Jesus amen these freepers are idiots!!! |
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Number_Six (165 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 06:16 AM Response to Original message |
45. A better one to use? |
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mwb970 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-04-08 06:47 AM Response to Original message |
46. You cannot petition the Lord with prayer! |
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