When the CAPTION hits your eye like a big pizza pie...that's a moron!!!

[underpants]

[Dennis Donovan]

1. "You betcha!"

"...heh, heh, heh."

[bunkerbuster1]

2. Ah've heard people say they're "half-asleep," but Ah just can't figure it out.

[maddezmom]

3. the room stops spinning if I close one eye

needs to close his eye so he's not seeing double

[lame54]

4. "How does Sarah do that"

[alfieGa]

5. ouch! that hurt! n/t

[Scout]

6. he's doing a "one cheek sneak" ! n/t

[Vickers]

7. "I wonder how I'd look with an eye patch...?"

:P

[Lint Head]

8. "I think the odor is on my right. I love the smell of my own farts."

:dem:

[panader0]

9. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

10. "Is this the way to wink? I wanna be as cute as that Palin is."

[Ganja Ninja]

11. "Sniffff ....Oh yeah that's good blow!"

[peekaloo]

12. Stupid human trick: He can fart the alphabet.