Nous sommes GRANDS.....French say they need biggest condoms

[marmar]

via Yahoo!:



French say they need biggest condoms

BERLIN (Reuters) – The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.

The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database.

The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48-cm (6.09-inch) long condoms, about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest.

Jan Vinzenz Krause, the institute's director, told Reuters Friday the data was collected over a period of eight months.

He did not want to comment on how honest he thought the Frenchmen had been in reporting the data.

The survey was aimed at educating youngsters about the importance of effective contraception. ...........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081128/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_condoms;_ylt=AnMtPNXLUPST4j3YBIE4Pa0uQE4F

[Kaleva]

1. One can buy 6.09" long condoms?

"The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48-cm (6.09-inch) long condoms"

And this:
"about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest."

Maybe why Greek is more popular in Greece then in France.

[elleng]

2. The results show

the French are the biggest liars!!!!

'scuse me, folks.

[Forkboy]

3. Well, it's not like any country is going to admit to needing the smallest ones.

:)

[rug]

4. Who's the biggest dick?

Post this as a poll in GDP.

[auntsue]

5. Most people don't know

that condoms have serial numbers - you can see them when you unroll it all the way - - - - - ;-)

[madokie]

12. why cheney of course

[htuttle]

6. "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time..."

Yurpeans crack me up sometimes...

:rofl:

[nevergiveup]

7. I have only seen one French guy naked

and he was hung like a mouse. I know this isn't a very large sample group but it is all I got and no, I am not French.

[dweller]

8. they should size them the way amurkins size olives...

Bullets
Fine
Brilliant
Superior
Large
Extra Large
Jumbo
Extra Jumbo
Giants
Colossal
Super Colossal
Mammoth
Super Mammoth


;)
dp

[Kaleva]

15. Everyone would buy "Super Mammoth"

What self respecting guy would would go thru check out with a package of teeny-weenie size condoms?

[flvegan]

9. Self-measurement usually has a 25% margin of error I think.

Not for me, though. I know my penis is 12" long. :eyes:

[oldnslo]

10. I thought everybody knew

The French are just a bunch of big pricks, and lying boasters to boot! Ze French are really just a bunch of leetle physical underachievers, and were mere doormats during WWI and II. They make lousy cars, too, and have no noticible motorcycle industry, either.

[VPStoltz]

18. And gave us the Statue of Liberty. And won the Revolutionary war for us too.

What a bunch of selfish pricks.

[xchrom]

11. recommend -- this is reason enough to move to france. nt

[AlCzervik]

13. i think i'll wait until french women confirm this.

[The Straight Story]

14. Cause they are a bunch of big dicks

:rofl: sorry couldn't resist....

[foxfeet]

17. Unfortunately, even when worn, the condoms flap in the wind

like the drapeau tricolore in a hurricane.

[Bucky]

16. Sure, because they use them to keep their loaves of French bread fresh

And buttered, assuming the French as still using that garlic flavored lubricant.

[snot]

19. Visual aids?

[VPStoltz]

20. A reliable source - who traveled Europe before AIDS - tends to disagree with the study.

Based on the claims of this "person" it's the northern Europeans who have the biggest rascals to wrap.