Bristol Palin's Future Mother-In-Law Arrested On Drug Charges

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Bristol Palin's Future Mother-In-Law Arrested On Drug Charges



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/19/bristol-palins-future-mot_n_152308.html

The Anchorage Daily News reports that Sherry Johnston, mother of Levi Johnston, was arrested on Thursday:

A 42-year-old Wasilla woman was arrested Thursday at her home by Alaska State Troopers with a search warrant in an undercover drug investigation. Sherry L. Johnston was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.

Johnston is the mother of Levi Johnston, the Wasilla 18-year-old who received international attention in September when Gov. Sarah Palin and her husband, Todd, announced their teenage daughter was pregnant and he was the father. Bristol Palin, 18, is due on Saturday, according to a recent interview with the governor's father, Chuck Heath.

Politico adds that Johnston has been released from the Mat-Su Pretrial Facility on a $2,000 bond.

[GodlessBiker]

1. Meth lab?

[MineralMan]

2. Ah...you can take the Wasilla girl out of the trailer park,

etc. Has Bristol had her kid yet? Seems like it's about due.

[Blue_In_AK]

21. The baby is due tomorrow

according to local reports.

[MineralMan]

23. Thanks. I'll get that gift in the mail right away, then...

A gross of Trojan ENZ will come in handy, I'm sure.

[Winterblues]

24. The Bastard child you mean

When is the wedding anyway?

[arcadian]

3. Mat-Su Pretrial Facility? Where is the trial? Japan?

n/t

[scarletwoman]

19. Mat-Su is short for the Matanuska-Susitna Borough. Alaska has boroughs instead of counties.

The Mat-Su Borough is roughly bounded by the Matanuska river to the east, and the Susitna river to the west. The river names come from the language of the indigenous Athabascan people who originally lived in that area.

(Your mini-geography lesson for the day) :)

sw

[arcadian]

26. Mat-su sounds Japanese

But when you put it with "pretrial facility" that sounds even more Japanese. What happened to "courthouse"? "Pretrial facility" is like calling a concrete factory an "aggregate industrial concern"

[Blue_In_AK]

29. The pretrial facility

is "jail" for arrested but not yet convicted persons -- thus PREtrial. :)

[CTyankee]

4. True to form, I'd say! Doncha love being right about these low lifes!

But of course they have no shame...

[polichick]

5. So when's the wedding?? Where's that baby???

[Missy Vixen]

6. They must all be so proud n/t

[Plaid Adder]

7. Lies! All lies!

That woman is SO not Bristol Palin's future mother-in-law. I say there is a 5% chance that wedding will actually take place now that Sarah Palin is not the VP-elect.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[FSogol]

8. "Now Levi, you ARE going to marry that girl or your Mom spends 10 years in the pokey."

:popcorn:

[chaplainM]

11. "So you're offering me a chance to ditch BOTH of these women?"

YEE-HAW!

[Jackpine Radical]

9. Q: Does Sherry Johnston run a meth lab?

A: Not any more.

BTW, ever notice how people named after alcoholic beverages tend to have substance abuse problems? Sherry, Brandy...

[charlie]

10. SIX felony counts

Mom won't be at the wedding. Or the baptism. Or middle school graduation.

[Jackpine Radical]

12. Depends on whether

the Alaska State Pen has a ballroom.

[ronnykmarshall]

13. I kinda think that marriage isn't going to happen.

[MineralMan]

14. Ya think?

I don't think it ever would have taken place, no matter what happened. And, if it did, it would end very quickly. Levi doesn't seem like the devoted hubby type...not at all.

Is all of Wasilla a freaking trailer park?

[hisownpetard]

15. Hey, Igo - if you had to face the prospect of sitting across the table at holiday dinners from a

woman who talks like Palin, dressed in her "borrowed" designer duds till they
fall off her bones like over-cooked moose meat, you might be looking for some
relief, too.

Ya know? Just sayin...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

28. Kids, I urge you to steer clear of hisownpetard's inflammatory and reckless advice...

...stare at this stunning portrait of beloved former first lady Nancy Reagan for 15 minutes per day, EVERY day, chanting "just say no...just say no...just say no."



You'll be glad you did...and so will America.

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Damn...

With a day lasting six months up there, if that lady gets 30 days that's 15 years our time.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

17. Isn't she a Hockey Mom?

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

18. She's a MAVERICK!

[Blue_In_AK]

20. Thanks.

I was sure someone here would catch this. :)

[madrchsod]

22. i`m thinking pot grower

she does`t look like a meth freak....

[Blue_In_AK]

25. No, not pot.

The charge is MICS II. The statute says nothing about pot growing

http://touchngo.com/lglcntr/akstats/Statutes/Title11/Chapter71/Section020.htm

Marijuana is a schedule VIA controlled substance and growing would fall under MICS IV or MICS V.

[Aristus]

27. Ah! My daily entertainment thoughtfully provided by the rubes out in the provinces.

Could they please just stop trying to do important things like run for high office and just stay where they are, inbreeding and killing furry creatures?

[MarkInCA]

30. Palin: The gift that keeps on giving

We haven't had a good Palin related thread in a while.

[acmavm]

31. Wonder if Levi had his mother busted so he could get out of the wedding?

I mean, maybe he was desperate.